I love my girlfriend Sophie, she is beautiful.
We have the best time together. of course!
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I like drinking, listening to music and going on random adventures with my friends - I've done a bit of travelling and Vietnam is most definately my favourite place, along with Thailand. I am going to teach English in Thailand and Vietnam for a whole year with my lovely girlfriend. We are leaving at the end of September! I can't wait!!!!
I love to be spontaneous (sometimes too much so) and often end up in strange cities (or countries) because I've had the urge to go somewhere.
I like to play my guitar and sing loudly like a monstrosity when I'm alone.
A true friend is not somebody that you can tell your life story to...... Its somebody that has been there with you through all the moments that make up your life.I like to drink Jack Daniels on the beach and break into toilets in Spain with a rex hunt fishing tool to rescue desperate Spanish girls and get showered.
I like it when Claire jumps in the sea fully clothed to rescue my sensible Strongbow sunhat just because it makes me look more like Gert!
I DON'T like it when dirty scabby others shine torches in our faces when we are trying to sleep because Claire has her mammories on display due to sunburn and heat exhaustion!
I also don't like scabby 'bean-sprout' flavoured crisps from Morocco.
I have a penchant for toothless gummy mutes that smile all the time. It's in their eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Men should be at home knitting and women should be out ruling the world"
I'd like to pay tribute to Gemma/Gems/Gemo/Str8bian......the most amazering friend in the actual world!!! She fell asleep after Deftones at Download and pushed to the front of the pit during fucking Tool to reappear 2 hours later with my shoe!! Its actually magical, she rescued me from having to wear a stolen size 11 romper stomper for the rest of the weekend.
I'm a monstrosity and she puts up with me which is wondrous, even if she laughs when I get poppers in my mouth and piss in my eye.
I am the girl who wanted to be God.....
hold me she said........love me to death.
This beautiful lady......... Miss Polly Jean HarveyBrian May - the man is a legend! (he wears clogs!!!!)These god-like genius'... .The hounds of love.........And anyone who likes Ted Hughes.....
My Ruin, Tura Satana, Snot, Sevendust, Incubus, Deftones, System of a down, Rage Against the Machine, Hole, No Doubt, Glassjaw, OMS, Guano Apes, PJ Harvey, Bjork, Distillers, Jilted John, Tori Amos, Metallica, Walls of Jericho, Guns n Roses, Jack off Jill, Kate Bush, Madonna, Slipknot, Skunk Anansie, Denali, NIN, Coal Chamber Faith no More, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Blondie, Muse, David Bowie, Avenged Sevenfold, Ramstein, My Chemical Romance, Bullet for my Valentine, McQueen, Devil Driver The Used, Jeff Buckley, Pantera, Machinehead, Head Automatica, Coheed and Cambria, Opeth, Skindred, Murder 1, Skin, Johny Cash, Alice Cooper, Pat Benatar, The Pretenders, Breed 77, Peeping Tom.
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!
Rocker, Mosher
Goth
Prepy
Emo
Skater
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev
Trendy
Office killer, Pirates of the Carribean, Hannibal, Mr. Deeds, Muriels Wedding, But I'm a Cheerleader, Overboard, Chicago, Amelie, Scary Movie(s), Shrek, Finding Nemo, Home Alone, School of Rock, Interview with the Vampire, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake), Big Daddy, Little Nicky, Meet the Parents, Shallow Hal, Theres Something about Mary, Anything with Britney Murphy in (except from Just Married and 8 Mile), The Rocky Horrow Picture Show, Along Came Polly, Freddy Got Fingered. THE CRAFT, Silence of the lambs, amityville horror, heathers, tank girl, spinal tap, quadrophinia, saw, the ring, meet the fockers, crash, wedding crashers, bound, I (heart) Huckabees, Chocolat, Zoolander, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
..."It seems you're sucked into the scene of what the latest rage is-
Force-fed MTV the new disease that is contagious-
Videos that cost a million bucks with fakes degrading ladies-
Can I be a fan of you?.... Baby."
Post Noise Revelation.
MADE TO MEASURE (My Ruin)
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Catcher in the Rye, ALL HARRY POTTER BOOKS!, Girl Interupted, Between the Worlds, Goodbye to Berlin, Buddah of Suburbia, The Alchemist, Fifth Mountain, The Lovely Bones, The Bell Jar, The God of Small Things, Eleven Minutes,The Warrior of Light, Trix, Ted Hughes Collection, Woman on the edge of time, most Romantic poetry (especially William Blake)
Paulo Coelho for writing some of the most inspirational, life-altering and thought-provoking books I've ever read.
My fabulous friend Claire for always being around, putting up with (and genuinely enjoying) my often monstrous behaviour and always knowing the right thing to say.
My cousin Lauren for ALWAYS looking fucking cool and being pure rock n roll through and through.
Our lovely lady of brutal language...Tairrie B for producing some of the most beautiful, honest and brutal poetry and music I've ever heard and for being friendly, funny and always up for a party despite being on a gruelling fucking tour regime.
M.M. The man is a musical genius!!!! And the BEST god damn axe god the world has ever seen! Not only can he create the most ruinous riotous music for the best band in the world, he manages to write those kick ass Neanderthal tracks too! amazing!!!!
Ray Mears!
I actually love him and think I could marry him. He camped in some woods in england somewhere and loved it so much he gave a speech about missing out on 3 of the years seasons is like missing out on three quarters of your life. It was quite inspirational.
And of course Patsy and Eddie!