Nautilus

I'd like to meet:

Pete from Big Brother

Nadezhda Jensen Button - The next Formula 1 Champion (a Brit of course!)
Pete from Big Brother - He conquers all ... kwankahz!
President Blair - I have a bag of flour with your name on it
Nadezhda - Well, I can dream just like the next guy can't I? ;)
Oh, and Jessica Alba too, please, if anyone's actually arranging these meetings?! Why? Because she's a fighter. She went through a catalogue of illnesses during her childhood, including a kidney infection, collapsed lungs, pneumonia, anorexia, bulimia, and so on. Oh, and she's hot! Why is she the background to my page? Well! YOU are still looking at her! Oh that I were 25 years or so younger! :-)
Sharon Osbourne - Another true fighter, she's a cancer survivor, and married to Ozzie (Do I really need to tell you which Ozzie ?!). Currently strutting her stuff and making a pleasant change to early-evening TV here in the UK .... Faaaabulous - You go girl! ;-)

Recipe for a guy's happiness:

Surround yourself with beautiful music and beautiful women - If you can find beautiful women singing beautiful music that's a big bonus!

Now here's my dilemma - I have 4 gorgeous daughters, and 5 fantastic grand-daughters (so far!). Trouble is, none of them can sing!

My unilateral solution is this page - On it you will find many musicians, some well know and others "yet to be discovered", and you will soon notice that many are also beautiful women. And just below, for you guys less fortunate than me, is a small selection (in no particular order) of the world's most beautiful women ... Enjoy!

Music:

I used to do a bit of a DJ-ing back in the 70s and 80s (hello anyone from Butlins Barry Island!!), and I still crank up the speakers and annoy the neighbours sometimes with Barry White, Wacky Jacko, and a load of soul stuff that's in my permanent playlist. Then there's The Who (favourite intro ever is the start to "Who Are You"), Yes, E-L-and-P, Cream, Argent etc. More current faves - Dido, Faithless, ATB, James Blunt, Jewel, Gnarls Barkley, Keisha White, all sorts really! In fact, take a look at my friends ... I love trawling around MySpace tracking down the artists who really 'do it for me' ... the list can only get bigger, and better! :-)

Movies:

Can't wait to go see that new "Snakes on the plane" film .... meantime, my DVD collection includes Bad Boys II, Analyse This, The Terminal, Meet the parents, The Whole Nine Yards, Meet Joe Black, and an instructional video that my wife appears to have added recently, entititled "How to loose a guy in 10 days" (Hmmmm) ... My 5 grand-daughters (aged 3 months to 10 years) appear to have snuck in a few films about fairies, whales, Thunderbirds (???), a couple of pigs, and a woman with an old car and a strange umbrella, but I'm not at liberty to discuss this - watch out for their own MySpaces in around 16 years time ;-)

Television:

West Wing (yes I'm watching the full series re-run again), Lost, all the soaps (Corrie, Eastenders, Emmerz, Oakz etc), sci-fi stuff, crime dramas, and all the Big Bruvvah, Love Island, X-Factor I can take in one day ;-)

Books:

The instruction leaflet for MySpace

Heroes:

1) The guys who go out every night to clean the beaches at Southport, Formby, Ainsdale, Birkdale, Crosby etc.
2) Customers who pay on time (both of them! )

The X-Factor Gang
Maria Lawson Shayne Ward G 4 Journey South

Kate Thornton Sharon Osborne Simon Cowell Louis Walsh

Atomic Kitten
(At least I can reunite them here!)
Natasha Hamilton Jenny Frost Liz McClarnon Atomic Kitten

The Kittens in action ...

Get this video and more at MySpace.com Sir Osbourne ...