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Peter

Get your stinkin' hands off me, you damn dirty ape!

About Me

I'm 27 years old. I graduated from central high school and St. Ambrose university. Currently, I teach English at a girls' middle school in Chuncheon, South Korea. I'm pretty good at teaching. My nick name is elreychancho, which sorta means, the king pig. I'm not much like a pig, though.

My Interests

I'm very interested in ping pong. I like eating, sleeping, sex, drinking, running, push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, dips, commando push-ups, and reading. The photo of my torso is a good reflection of my penchant for staying fit.

I'd like to meet:

My Father, and the bitch animal control lady who abducted my three cats.

Music:

M Ward, the kings of leon, ryan adams, MC eight, tupac the notorious big, B (korean for rain) super junior, cat power, james brown, puressence, willie nelson, old crow medicine show, jimmy lafavre, Josh Ritter, the handsome family.

Movies:

the big lebowski, american psycho, sexy beast, salsa chicks and big black dicks, leroy's amature ho movies, chopper

Television:

I don't watch tv much, because my cable is shit. I liked rome. Before I came to korea, I was a full-time student, and I had a fucking job, so, like, I had better things to do than sit around on my lazy ass and watch television

Books:

henderson the rain king, herzog, things fall apart, a farewell to arms, heart of darkness, american psycho, the power and the glory, portrait of the artist as a young man, the picture of dorian gray, the end of an affair, of human bondage, the great gatsby, the narrow corner, lolita, the sound and the fury, as I lay dying

Heroes:

The short list and why the people didn't make the final cut: tan fat women, because, basicly, what they're saying is, "this is all I'm willing to do to look good--lay like a fat, lazy pig in a tanning bed and tan my fat; Pinochet: he never privatized government.