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The family Peter Griffin Peter Griffin is a big, boisterous, lovable oaf who isn't afraid to say what's on his freakin' mind, usually the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time. Peter works as a product safety inspector at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company. He has dreams of being more than a grunt on the assembly line and frequently comes up with new toy designs. Luckily for him, his flamboyant boss, Mr. Weed, regards Peter as "eye candy" and overlooks his lack of efficiency and productivity. What Peter lacks in common sense and good judgment, he makes up for in enthusiasm. He often goes overboard when he latches onto an idea. Peter Griffin is always looking for fun.Chris Griffin Chris Griffin is an overgrown, sweet-hearted 13-year-old who looks imposing, but wouldn't hurt a fly. Being a somewhat gullible lad, Chris often falls prey to his older sister's tormenting. It's not uncommon for Chris to believe the most far-fetched tales his sister feeds him. Still, Chris loves his big sister, which is probably why he continues to seek her advice with his problems. Chris idolizes Peter and works hard not to disappoint him. It's a good thing for Chris that his father's expectations are so low. Still, Chris does have some hidden talents, especially his ability to draw. He should probably spend more time cultivating his skill and less time with Peter in front of the boob tube, looking for boobs.Brian Griffin Brian Griffin is more than just the family dog. He is a gentleman and a scholar, and undeniably the most eloquent member of the Griffin household. Brian is the first person Peter will turn to in times of crisis. But the sarcastic barbs that Brian doles out can be as dry as his martinis. Yes, Brian has been known to toss back a few. Some say it's to kill the pain that comes with the social stigma of being a dog. Others say it's to help him forget the time before he met Peter, when he was a homeless stray who cleaned windshields for handouts. But Brian will tell you it's just good for his coat.Lois Griffin Lois Griffin is a modern-day housewife who finds time to cook, clean, run errands, teach piano and avoid daily attempts on her life by her baby son, Stewie. Of course, a mother's love runs deep. So deep in this case, that Lois is blind to Stewie's matricidal intentions, attributing his perpetual foul mood to plain old crankiness. Born in upper-crust Newport, Rhode Island, the one-time heiress to the Pewterschmidt family estate gave up the privileged life to be with the towel boy she fell in love with. She hasn't looked back since. No matter how many times Peter falls down, Lois is right there to pick him up again. Lois is generally the voice of reason that Peter can't hear until it's too late. However, even Lois has been known to temporarily leave her senses.Meg Griffin Sixteen-year-old Meg Griffin lives a difficult life. Just ask her. From having thin lips to being unpopular, Meg is constantly struggling to gain acceptance from the "in" crowd, or any crowd for that matter. A bit of a drama queen, Meg pines for her hunky new neighbor, Kyle. Unfortunately, not even collagen lip injections, a clingy new dress, or an eleven-hundred-dollar Prada bag seem to get her any closer to first base. Like most girls her age, Meg is often embarrassed by her family. However, most girls don't have Peter Griffin as their father, who has turned embarrassment into an art. He once interrupted Meg's class to chide her about shaving her legs in the shower, complaining that "it's like a carpet in there!"
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