A walking contradiction!!!!!!

About Me

Im a Psychology student because I wish to save myself from descending into madness. I minor in English as it gives me the extensive vocab needed to sustain a lasting argument in my head. HAIR GEL!For a grand majority of my concious life I've had this helmet of plasticised hair protecting me ...except when it rains and then melts, stinging my eyes and gluing them shut (N.B.Im asian, the eyes are small enough...NOT GOOD). where was I? Oh yeah...I ran out of hairgel today and for the first time in years my hair moved with the wind...for some reason I perceived this to be a spiritual moment worthy of being shared with the world.OK!Here's the deal...im not articulate enough to type up anything that does my "great status" any justice, so just approach me and ask.

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

My Interests

I like to kyak and swim....I do enjoy ball sports but I have a tendency of being falconed by every ball type... those pathetic little feather shuttles from badmington also have it against me. I Like to read (proud of the nerd factor) I collect money (I find describing it this way prevents me from spending my "savings") I like to party ...pretty much any social activity

I'd like to meet:

*Fisrtly - Kindred spirits who understand fun, drink and life's vital outbursts of immaturity.* A puffin...according to my "Life Mentor" Kat they are the butch little bouncers of the bird kingdom. Think mobster...the beaked Godfather...feathered Sopranos*Stewie from Family Guy...I want to use my new found psych skills and help him break out the gay infant closet.*Random guys carrying Louis Vuitton bags (You know the ones with the "LV" monograms)....so that I can "kick" some sense into them. This recent evolutionary tendency in adolescent males like me needs to be wiped out from the gene pool.*God....well duh, we all want to ask the big question..."Was humour involved in the creation of the platypus"*Amanda Vanstone...I want to measure the time discrepancy between any initial movement she makes and the rest of her lard filled body.
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Music:

Everything except goth, heavy metal Have you seen my iPod...its got stuff ranging from 2pac to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.RANDOM!

Movies:

Depends on my mood...basic idea is that you can talk me into anything...Im swayed by peer pressure.

Television:

House Boston Legal Family Guy HEROES Lost West Wing And when the remote controll is too far out of reach I watch whatever is on.

Books:

I read everything....except biographies. I do have a slight bias towards sci-fi/fantasy.

Heroes:

My mummy...coz it's scientifically proven she can take on anyone...yes that includes your mum!

My Blog

Bathroom aquaium

From the makers of Phlgem Juice Retribution.....comes an astonishing revelation about UNSW toilets! ((This is a bulletin for my nutty psych buddies at UNSW. Howevere sticky beacks into "toilet humour"...
Posted by A walking contradiction!!!!!! on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:44:00 PST

See what happens when I watch way too many chick flicks....I become a tragic poet.

Fly with me?.... A greater meaning you hold for me; For reasons I cannot understand. Your lone presence can give me strength; Yet I fall, by mere touch of your hand. You take me where f...
Posted by A walking contradiction!!!!!! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST

Fresh Juice Bulletin Repost

Im so serious about this stand, that I have decided to preserve this bulletin in the Davo literary canon hall of fame. Future Generations must learn the way of the juice: It has been brought to my att...
Posted by A walking contradiction!!!!!! on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:30:00 PST

I need space to breath...

Im a daily subscriber to public transport to and from uni. Somehow in all this travel a mysterious god forsaken natural order of things has revealed it self to me....and that is i have su...
Posted by A walking contradiction!!!!!! on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:32:00 PST

Come bask in my glory

YAY.........im up and runnin in myspace *cheers and fanfare* ok over it...gotta do work i'l come back and post something meaningful...oneday
Posted by A walking contradiction!!!!!! on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST