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About Me


I Am
Have You Met Candace?
Touch it.
I believe in a thing called...

I ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Nao.
4/5/1987Remember it.
I like trees.
And flower bouquets.
I'm tall like a tree.
1 metre 87. That's me.
The world's tallest cactus measures 19.2m.
I like Spring Valley Juice lid facts!
Tourism Management. Williams Business College.
Left ear. Tragus piercing. Cool bananas.
I've been around the world in 98 days.
Clear skies. Thunderstorms. Either/Or
Dnruk poelpe srcae me.
1 + 1 = a window. Numbers don't agree with me.
I am multilingual. Magyar is my specialty.
Pool parties. Ice skating. Kyandeisu.
I like red , blue and green .
Spot.
Two words: Alex.Lloyd.
Bed socks.
Nail polish.
The word Mollusc makes me laugh.
Ice cream cake.
Phonetics//India.KiloNovemberOscarWhisky.TangoHotelEchoMike.
I never sit on those reverse seats on the bus.
Snuggling
I want to get locked in Officeworks.
FCUK.
I have an IQ of 113. Uhh, is that good?
Perfectionist. [Or OCD?]
I like planes. And things that fly. Weeeeee.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Emo sucks.
I have a slight lisp. Sally sells sea shells...
I love Smirnoff Black Ice!
Starburst .
Itchy knee. That can dislocate.
Drawing + painting = happy Candy.
Bull dogs.
Rhubarb yoghurt and fresh blueberries!
[however] I HATE...
People who don't believe in themselves.
6:39am.
THIEVES!!
Confusion. Say what?
My legs.
Cold toast.
Broken promises.
Bitchy females. He said that she said that he...
Cold showers. Brrrrrr...
Crunchy cereal. 100% soggy thanks.
Rude people on the bus.
Being serious. Smile people! SMILE!!!
Time wasters.
Mess.
Whingers.
Finishing a good meal. Did you say veal? *salivates*
Mould. Ewh!
People who play games. And not the Monopoly type!
Lateness.
Cheaters//Liars//Fakes.
Bad drivers.
Being dirty.
Karma.
Bad hair days.
People who tell me I'm tall.
Lazy people.
Being told to get out of the shower.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KA-BOOM!
Being hungry.
People who instigate the wrong idea.
Marmite. It's Vegemite.
My bad knees. 90 year old lady coming through!
Aniseed.
Textas that run out. And its always your favourite colour!
People who think they are God's gift.
Oxy morons. Scheduled spontaneity thats as clear as mud.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Legitimately funny people!
[will not accept imitations.]
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I dream of these two...

My Blog

Over-analysing: the idiot's guide to.

Over-Analysisising: the idiot's guide to. 1. Examine all available evidence, including the lack of evidence, which is evidence in itself, although you can never quite be sure of what. 2. Formulate a...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:16:00 GMT

Watch me hold my tongue!

I am... still here.I hurt... myself alot.I love... lots of things.I hate... waste. The pollution kind, and of life. And rude people. Especially old women.I cry... not so often. But when I do, I cry lo...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:05:00 GMT

dude.

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Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:46:00 GMT

Hello?IsThereAnybodyOutThere?

Where is everybody. I'm so bored. Nothing new to tell. Or nothing new to be shared? Come on it's Sunday. What are you all doing? [obviously something I'm not...] *shakes head* Maybe I should go to bed...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 20:12:00 GMT

I feel like a...

I feel like such a cylinder today, and shit, I don't even know what that means.I'm just having one of those moments where I wake up and there's nothing redeeming in my line of vision; everything in m...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:35:00 GMT