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cara.

You guys go find some wood..i'm gonna stay here and rub one out

About Me



My hobbies include: Foraging, pursuing, consuming, expelling, and dissolving.

aim - TheMelonSky

A conversation with my mother:

Mom: "Cara, I think guys don't like you because you're too vulgar"

Kenny Moore also wanted to contribute!
Hello, it’s me, Cara. Some of my better qualities include: My undying compassion for animals, young children, old goofy looking people (the kind that wear plaid and paisley, etc.), and ceramic elephants (whether broken or whole). My better-than-adequate grasp of “standard usage.” My bangin’ bod. Add me if you want to drink some tea, eat En Lai, go thrifting, or have my back in a bar fight.

Fin.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



someone who appreciates this picture of me.

Music:

I don't like it.

Movies:

Thumbsucker, Amelie, Little Miss Sunshine, Shaun of The Dead.

Television:

Unwrapped is good.

Books:

I read them quite a bit.

Heroes:

" Je suis personne petit weasel."

My Blog

Buy me this stuff.

Do you realize how cozy that looks? A bulldog. A baby. A ballgown. Brass knuckles. Moon shoes! Baking supplies. Flowers.   My birthday is in exactly two weeks and 6 days. Get started....
Posted by cara. on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST

I should be institutionalized.

Marijuana junkie, sexy technicolor humanitarian white t-shirt contest, nipple sheath sticky hair oregano giggle, mechanically separated institutions, basket weaver head case, never let 'em get to you,...
Posted by cara. on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST