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Checkered Matt

I'm kind of in a renaissance of lesbian porn right now...

About Me

I've changed since you last read this. Life throws you screwballs and you have to get yourself a screwdriver every now and then to deal with them. So I've recently figured out alot of stuff. I can't dance to save my life, it's extremely difficult to get rhythm. I pretty much sit around all day watching Scrubs and trying to find a job for my awesome (F)unemployed self. College isn't all that it's made out to be, don't be disappointed if you don't meet a horde of new people in the first 3 days. I guess that's about it, I'm a boring type of guy... pretty much white bread with some peanut butter just to make it interesting.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests


I am interested in things that are expensive and complex. (That's a joke, see because women spend alot of money and you can never understand them... alright.) Watching soccer on TV is a pasttime of mine, especially Juve. Rock and Roll girls who would more readily kick me in the face than trade shoes. I guess studying has to be one of my interests because I do it so damned often. Oh oh! And I really like to go see concerts and walk around and talk with people. I also am a big fan of long conversations on any topic as long as it's interesting, they're way awesome. Tattoos are cool, I always like to hear the stories behind the tattoos that people get. I don't like people that only have tattoos just to look cool, they should mean something because you're going to have it for the rest of your life.

I like laughing ...a lot.

Since we're on the topic of things that mean something, the picture below means a lot to me. It actually sums up my entire existence.

I'd like to meet:

Meeting people is like eating an apple, sometimes you meet the soft and squishy people that are kinda gross to bite into and then you get the crisp and refreshing people that are like a kick to the face... or the teeth when you bite them or something. The idea is that there are lots of apples out there and you gotta get the right one or you'll just be cranky and hungry.

Vinny D.

Sara.

Paul.

Jason.

Jaclyn.

Nykki.

Ryan.

Heidi.

More Rad Friends.

Movies:

Films. High Fidelity. Animal House. Boondock Saints. Blazing Saddles. Almost Famous. Labyrinth.

Heroes:


I don't have any heroes that I would consider heroes, because all the people we consider heroes are people that we view to be perfect... and I don't think that anyone I look up to is perfect. But enough of that bullshit, I guess my hero is David Bowie... he is just so damn cool.

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My Blog

Breakfast Posse

I don't think anyone should ever mess with me, you know why? Because I've got a breakfast posse that rolls deeper than a bowling ball into the center of the earth.First I got Count Chocula as my right...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

Do I really know 8 people?

Top 81. Vince2. Sara3. Tea Cup4. Nykki5. Jaclyn6. Paul7. Ryan8. Jason1) Why is the person in spot 1 there?He's my brother. Blood is thicker than water my friend, plus he's got some of the sweetest tat...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:49:00 PST

I am mystery.

Post a comment and fill this out. I want to see how much you actually know about me here...We'll see who pays attention and who just trys to glob off on my great looks and amazing personality..:-D(2 P...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

If you can read this, I'm the biggest cliche ever...

As some of you may know I work in a doctor's office, they are general surgeons so they do all kinds of operations and things of that nature. I was filing away charts yesterday and found myself depress...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

I take full credit for everything contained herein... (Not really)

So Tea Cup and I decided to have a lyrical duel. The prize for winning (mine) was that I get to post this blog! (Actually, that wasn't really laid out, but I'll claim it for now... until I'm discredit...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:03:00 PST

Lyrics Galore!

So I've compiled a list of lyrics that have just randomly popped into my head over the past few months. They're not really anything serious, just little things that I made up. I found them all to be r...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

Totally Brah... I think you should maybe do this?

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you talk to me a lot? 5. Am i fun to talk to? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:16:00 PST

My Life in Musical Terms

Go to your iTunes/iPod/media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. 1) What do you think of me? Lipstick (R...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:38:00 PST

I had to do one eventually...

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we w...
Posted by Checkered Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST