Rudy

My name is Rudy. I am a dog. I have 4 legs and a ridge on my back where the hair grows the opposite way. Some of my favorite hobbies include laying down, sleeping, smelling various smells, sneaking onto couches or beds that i'm not allowed to be on and sleeping there, and trying to beg for food. Especially hot dogs, although meatloaf is good too. I don't know why but I love bread.... My job is to protect my pets. I have 5 of them, Dad, Mom, Kristen, Ryan (who I used to enjoy scarrring when I was a puppy), and my favorite, Robbie. Me and him are going to take over the world one day. The rest of the family thinks he is in virginia going to college, but he is really there scouting out the land to make another base for us, while I run things on the base up here. If u tell anyone about this I'll sniff you down and Kill you! Ruff Ruff.