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About Me

I'm Jen. I am so Hott u could cook bacon on me. I'm honest, I say whats on my mind, and I never think before I talk. As a result, I may say alot of stupid shit. Get over it.

My Interests

Dancing, music, clothes, clothes, and more clothes, shoes, JEWELRY, pretty things that sparkle and shine, personalites, making fun of stupid people, taking walks in the woods

I'd like to meet:

Someone that will buy me diamonds.... actually, I already have a lot of spectacular people in my life that I really don't feel the need to know anyone else, but I am always meeting new people. If you are just that cool maybe I'll include you in that group of people that I know. Oh ya, something I find important to do is commanding your presence, so I guess if you possess this quality, maybe that qualifies a meeting. Actually no, I don't meet random strangers from the internet. Read this and find out why: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=104148&blogID=88081921&MyToken=f049b930-007e -4ec9-9a2a-e130dd1fef1d Damn I wish I knew html.

Music:

Jungle, breaks, two-step, positive hip-hop. I'll listen to everything except newer rock music. ROCK IS DEAD people.

Movies:

Forrest Gump, Run Lola Run, SLiding Doors, Gladiator, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, South Park: Longer, Bigger and Uncut

Television:

I fucking LOVE Project Runway!, CSI, Sex & the City, Chappelle Show

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Lullaby, The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

Bitch, I am my own hero

My Blog

Shoes Bitches

Ladies never, ever take your shoes to this jerfkoff. Here is an account of my experience with fucking Wayne at Towson Hakky Shoe Repair.On April 3, 2008 I brought a pair of Mary Jane pumps to be...
Posted by Callipygian on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:30:00 PST

So Jaded

I've recently realized how jaded I've become, and it pretty much upsets me. I would like to think of myself as a positve person, but I would just be lying to myself if that were something I actu...
Posted by Callipygian on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST

EWWWWWWWWWWW

THEY DON’T NEED A DOCTOR TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT... THIS WOMEN IS A FUCKING NUTJOB! WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend&rsq...
Posted by Callipygian on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST

I MISS

I miss being a fixture in the nightlife......... Oh fucking waaaaaa
Posted by Callipygian on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:55:00 PST

32 Things You Can Do with BEER

1. BATHE IN ITInstead of sipping a beer, try soaking in it. Pour a bottle of German Badebier in the tub and lie back for a real bubble bath.2. PUT OUT A FIREAlthough certainly not as effective as a re...
Posted by Callipygian on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:32:00 PST

The Newest, Most SPecial Antidepressent

Special K: Ketamine breakthrough in treating depression By Sophie Goodchild, Chief Reporter Published: 11 February 2007 Ketamine is the fastest growing drug on the dance scene, the chemical of ch...
Posted by Callipygian on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST

Cinnamon

My Irish Setter, Cinnamon, was a wonderful dog. She was filled with energy until her very last day. I'm gonna miss her more than anything I have ever known.
Posted by Callipygian on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:19:00 PST

Robin Williams presents "The Plan"

I have made me comments in red. I always find Robin Williams to have interesting and valid points. I have made mine in the red. Ponder and Enjoy! ...
Posted by Callipygian on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:15:00 PST

Phone

So what the fuck? I have no land line happening here in Fork nor do I have a celly cell, so beats me on how people can reach me right now. Nobody knows why our service isn't working here, ...
Posted by Callipygian on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:40:00 PST

Word of the Day

I like words. DO you like words? SO here it is....a new one for today.hol·o·gyn·icadjective Definitions:inheritable only through females: describes genetic traits that are inherited and passed on only...
Posted by Callipygian on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:39:00 PST