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Joe Somar

DEUS EX MACHETE

About Me

GIVE ME AN INCH AND I THINK I'M A RULER.

My Interests

RESIDENT EVIL 4 + PUNK + EATING + WRESTLING

Music:

BLACK FLAG + SUICIDE + FLIPPER + BLACK SABBATH + SHELLAC + SWANS + SONIC YOUTH + SILVER DAGGERS + HUGGY BEAR + HAND JOBS + QUEENING + SHEARING PINX

Movies:

HALLOWEEN + FRIDAY THE 13TH + NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET + FREDDY VS JASON + FALLING DOWN + À BOUT DE SOUFFLE + SUPERBAD

Television:

TO CATCH A PREDATOR + THE SOUP + SIMPSONS (SEASONS 3-8) + WCW SATURDAY NIGHT + SOUTH PARK + ROCK OF LOVE

Books:

PHILIP K. DICK + WATCHMEN + KINGDOM COME + KRAVEN'S LAST HUNT + MOST SUPERHERO COMICS

Heroes:

SETH ROGEN + MR. KENNEDY + THE COMEDIANS OF COMEDY + DAN SLOTT

My Blog

no more blogs here.

blogs are here now:http://joesomar.blogspot.com
Posted by Joe Somar on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:08:00 PST

Preview of my Justice Leage of America Mini Out in November

Preview of my six issue mini out in November entitled "Justice League of America vs the KKK".For legal reasons, I'm not allowed to show any pages feature the Klanso and Megahate (the two leaders of th...
Posted by Joe Somar on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:08:00 PST

Why I Bleed So Much

"He ran his fingers through my hair," he paused to let the salty tear that had been hanging off his eyelid for almost seven seconds finally cascade down his flushed left cheek, "and he looked at the t...
Posted by Joe Somar on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:58:00 PST

Masking Tape Pt. 1

Masking Tape Part Oneby Joe SomarMan: Violence... it's... I dunno, sorta over? Don't you think? Maybe, what's the way they say it... "played out"?Woman: So is sex. You've annihilated my sex drive. ...
Posted by Joe Somar on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

you know what band ruled?

thinking toys. too bad they broke up. tons of bands from baltimore seem to be really rad. vincent black shadow. yukon. the new flesh. fuck yeah, baltimore.
Posted by Joe Somar on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

National Treasure: Barely a Movie

National Treasure is awesome. Itt's the Da Vinci Code before it ever got made into a movie but with Nic Cage and the mongoloid retard from Gigli (so it's better, y'know?)The best part is that it's ba...
Posted by Joe Somar on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:43:00 PST

nice review of friday's show

http://www.imposemagazine.com/mag/?p=204 I am a total werewolf.
Posted by Joe Somar on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:44:00 PST

I'm going to be on TV... again.

The Fugue are taping/playing live??? on Team Spider Television tonight. It airs on Manhattan Cable every Wednesday night at 11:30pm (although they said we're going on live at 10:30, so it probably goe...
Posted by Joe Somar on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

someone stole my art on the internet!

does this strike you as amazingly pathetic? i, of course, have the original of this so i'm not worried about people not knowing that this kid (crappily) photoshopped his head over mine but it's still...
Posted by Joe Somar on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

jokes about me killing myself

i make these sometimes and contrary to popular belief, they are fucking hilarious.
Posted by Joe Somar on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST