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About Me

RICHARD HAVOC
was BORN December 6, 1969 at the Rolling Stones festival in Altamont, CA.
Age 5-- Expelled from 2nd grade for calling math teacher a "f*..%-ing sellout."
Ages 8-11-- Runs away from home. Ends up on the streets. Raised by a pack of wild dogs.
Age 13-- Releases legendary punk rock cassette "My Kingdom for a Handgun."
Age 19-- Sends letter bomb to MTV. Takes out entire Creative Affairs Department. Video rotation upped to 175 times a day.
Age 25-- Second major label album "F*..% You I'm Cool" sells 22 million copies.
Age 28-- Richard Havoc disappears.
Richard here. Can't write for long, modem slow. You know, being three stories underground inside a nuclear missile silo and all.
Soon I shall put out THE CALL to the Youth of America. I will ask you to join me.
Together we will make a massacre that will be THE MOST IMPORTANT THREE AND A HALF MINUTES IN THE HISTORY OF ROCK AND ROLL.
Stay tuned.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/24/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/altamontnow
Band Members: Look out for my movie ALTAMONT NOW coming soon. Sincerely, Your Indie Rock Hero, Richard Havoc.
Influences: Altamont. Altamont NOW. The Kids. Nuke-u-lar Missile technology. Enduro. B-movies. White Panthers.
Sounds Like: The Rolling Stones dancing with The Hells Angels at Altamont while Marty Balin is hit over the head with a bottle by the MC5.
Record Label: who needs major label when they own a missile silo
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Winter turns to Spring

and I'm still stuck here in this nuclear missile silo. What's it like out there? There are no groundhogs at this facility.Soon Altamont Now will be finished and I shall be free to unleash The Call upo...
Posted by Richard Havoc on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

What's this I hear

About this thing called "Coachella."Whatever, man. They ain't got nuthin' on me. I put out The Call-- and I will make this massacre into the most important three and a half minutes...in the History of...
Posted by Richard Havoc on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:39:00 PST

What I Did On New Year's

Hey is that Dick Clark still on the TV? I'm stuck down here in this freakin missile silo.Corporate Whitey has his stranglehold on New Year's don't he.As for me, I yelled Happy New Year inside an empty...
Posted by Richard Havoc on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

Happy Birthday To Me

December 6, 1969. The Rolling Stones rockin out the Altamont Speedway.4 people killed while 4 people was being born?That's me in a nutshell, man.Someday me and the Altamont babies are gonna beat those...
Posted by Richard Havoc on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

Is this what I learned in Indie Rock School

Every 30 minutes. Run the sump pump. Pump the water out of our living space so we can "live" and "breathe." Why do is it ME that has to do this? I, after all, am a legendary cult figure in the indie r...
Posted by Richard Havoc on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST

My Beef

Food expiration dates... passing. What food keeps longest in a sealed-up missile silo? You know what tastes good? Breakfast cereal from Western Beef. F that corporate stuff-- I'm going generic all the...
Posted by Richard Havoc on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

Welcome

Hey Kids. Havoc here. The Man aka Mark Clark aka Jack Kennedy has no idea I have found a 1200 baud modem link to the outside world from this here nuke-u-lar missile silo in the middle of the f-ing des...
Posted by Richard Havoc on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST