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Here is where i tell you how great i am. But i am not going to lie to you. I am really not all that interesting I am 22 y/o I am very opionated but most of the time i don't think you're worth waisting my breath so i keep them to myself. i was in the army. I just spent 3 years and some change in germany. 22 mounths out of those 3 years was spent in Iraq. I'm Irish so i try to drink like a fish then most of the time i don't remember the rest of the night. I have been in the army since i was 18. i plan on going to nursing school in Hesperia CA. Some people don't know that yet and it might piss them off but oh well. I didn't chose the medical corp it chose me. When i went to join the army they told me i couldn't join the infantry because i was color blind. Luckly i chose to be a medic because i love my job. i want to be and RN because I think i will look hot in a skirt. J/K but seriously i would look hot. Damn i just read all this crap it sounds like i am really boring. Not true i goof around most of the time. I am a dork, you can ask some people that have talked to me. Just please don't ask shannon. Anyway if you don't have anything better to do you can keep reading but i am sure you have better things to do with your time. best website ever http://www.hauntsusa.com/videos.htm

My Interests

Snowboarding, Paintballing, Skydiving but no one will go with me, Sleeping, Traveling, Doing nothing and it's great, oh and of course masturbating. I think can have sex 5 times in a row i will still go home and rub one out. I listen to alot of music. I am trying to do this whole weight lifting thing but it isn't all that fun. It would be so much better if they weren't so damn heavy. I found a great hobbie in kuwait i like to call it kick this rock over there and after you do that kick it back. If some of this stuff that you read is just retarded i am blaming it on sleep. I am seeing how long i can stay up before i just pass out. I am going on 5 hours of sleep in the past 4 days. and i just realized i am just rambling. Anyway keep reading.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Paranoia You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.


Manic Depressive
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
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Music:

AFI, Thrice, 311, Alice and Chains, Nirvana, STP, The Misfits, Ramones, Amber Pacific, Audioslave, The Beatles, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Bob Seger, Breaking Benjamin, Catch 22, Yellowcard, H.I.M., Eric Clapton, James Blunt, Jack Johnson, Johnny Cash, Lynard Skynyrd, Megadeath, Metallica, Pennywise, Phil Collins, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Rancid, Varuca Salt, Shinedown, Fuel, CCR, BOC, Sublime, System of a Down, Taproot, Live, Oasis, Thursday, Trust company, Trapt, The Distillers, Weezer, God Smack, Greenday, Garbage, GNR, Flogging Molly, Collective soal, Dropkick Murphys, Led Zeppeln, Journy, Bad Company, Black Crows, Jewel, Everlast, Everclear, Coheed and Cambria, Korn, Caroline Spine, Bush, Tracy Chapman, The Clash, LOL thats all i can think of for now.
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Movies:

Boondock Saints, Dazed and Confused, Mallrats, Clerks 1 and 2, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Seven, Porky's, The Breakup only because you get to see her ass, if you seen it you know what i am talking about. the ringer, one flew over the cookoos nest, shindlers list, waiting. i have seen the goat twice, the bat wing 4, the brain i don't know how many times oh and the snail it is one we made up if you want to know what it is just ask me i will gladly tell you or show you. but i have seen too many sets of balls in the past year. Keep reading

Television:

One Tree Hill yeah i know it is gay but Sophia Bush is fucking hot. The OC because i have no life, and desperate house wives, i think one of these days i will grow a set of boobs if i don't stop watching shows like this. GO ON

Books:

Letters to Penthouse but i can't remember the volumn. I know most of the chapters aren't real but they're still fun to read. Plus if you want to get a girl horny be very descriptive on what you're going to do to her. read these books they will help you out.

Heroes:

I would have to say my best friend. She doesn't know it but i really miss her, but i don't miss talkin about her boy problem or watching sex and the city. sara jesica parker isn't all that great looking. Anyway Love you Jenny oh and i am the only one that gets to call her that because she really hates that name.