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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: The Ded One, Motha Fucka 
Current Location: Hell, always was, always will be. 
Eye Color: Blue 
Hair Color: A light shade of green 
Height: Taller than your god, and smaller than his dick 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, I'm Satan, not the Spawn of Satan 
Your Heritage: I don't know, goth or Frank, probably 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots, for stompin' folks head in  
Your Weakness: Kryptonite 
Your Fears: Dying alone, gsttin' within five feet of Paris, Nicole or any of those snotty princesses. 
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, extra, extra cheese, sausage, ham, bacon and chicken all piled high 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get stoned...a lot 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: donkey puch!!! 
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta piss 
Your Best Physical Feature: My nuts, they hang so low 
Your Bedtime: 5 a.m. 
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't understand this 
Pepsi or Coke: Coke 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King 
Single or Group Dates: Single, what am I, a fag? 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sun brewed, homemade 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea 
Do you Smoke: Hell yeah, cancer is the shit! 
Do you Sing: fuck no, only coheed and cambria, when I'm with my sexy lady, and no one else is watching 
Do you Shower Daily: Every other day. That's a waste of fucking water 
Have you Been in Love: I am in love, with everything from popcorn, to poodles 
Do you want to go to College: I'm from the streets, bitch! 
Do you want to get Married: yeah, I guess, I have the perfect woman, why not? 
Do you belive in yourself: I don't believe in god, so...yes 
Do you get Motion Sickness: no 
Do you think you are Attractive: no 
Are you a Health Freak: no 
Do you get along with your Parents: 50/50 
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, it makes me feel so depressed 
Do you play an Instrument: no 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah 
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, only a little pack of six 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no 
In the past month have you been on Stage: no 
In the past month have you been Dumped: no 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah 
Ever been Drunk: yeah 
Ever been called a Tease: no 
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, fuck yeah 
Ever Shoplifted: yeah 
How do you want to Die: I light a blunt, put it to my mouth and hit it. The smoke pours into my lungs and I cough, a man breaks into my house, holding a gun. I grab my knife, sliding it cleanly from the sheath and lunge at him, stabbing it between his breast bone. He falls when another comes trough. I grab the gun, put two shells into the mans chest, and when he hits the ground I pull another blade from the sheath on my ankle, stabbing him in the gut and twisting. I take a breath and run out the door into the lawn, the blunt still in my mouth, and as the high starts to kick in, and I'm blinded fromt he lights of the cop cars, I am killed in a hail of gunfire from the soldiers that were trying to take me to the state run death camps. 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A murderer, a doctor, a lawyer, a crook, a pimp, a preacher, a follower of the true christ, a spawn of the real devil 
What country would you most like to Visit: I would go to everyplace in Europe, except Eastern Europe 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: green 
Favourite Hair Color: real fuckin black hair 
Short or Long Hair: long 
Height: at least 5'9'', except my fiance, who my 5'9'' will be just fine 
Weight: Who cares about the weight, as long as the booty and the legs are nice? 
Best Clothing Style: Abercrombie 
Number of Drugs I have taken: Including perscription for recreational purposes, 25. I don't do anything like coke, heroin, or the such 
Number of CDs I own: can't count 
Number of Piercings: 4 maybe 5 soon 
Number of Tattoos: 2 going up 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2 
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Religion 
What are your feelings on Christ? The Christ of the Bible seems to be a creation of man. He has the characteristics of dozens of other figures from past religions, tells the same stories, and uses the same symbols, terminology and methods of teaching. I thinl that he needs to live up to who he is: King Tutankhamen 
What about Islam, that's pure isn't it? Mohammed had multiple wives, one of which wa only thirteen when he married her. He wasn't taken to Heaven from the rock, he died of syphilis. Don't trust people with semetic backgrounds. 
But the Jews are god's chosen people, aren't they? No, that is a big lie. The Jews are THEIR god's chosen people, just like the Muslims are THEIR god's chosen people. 
The Bible say's it's true, isn't that proof enough? No, the Bible was written two thousand years ago, has gone through numerous edits and translations and the only basis for it's truth is it says so. 
Do you believe in god? Sometimes, depends on how good the sex was. 
My parents say that people who don't believe in Christ should be minsitered to. Have you ever read the Bible? I have read the bible over three times front to back.  
Don't you want to go to heaven? Of course, but I want a rocket ship too. I don't see either of them coming true. 
Why is it so hard for you to admit that there is something bigger than you in the world? Becuase we look at god as our creator. I look at god as our creation. 
Can I be your friend? Anyone can be my friend. 
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