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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Ded One, Motha Fucka
Current Location: Hell, always was, always will be.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: A light shade of green
Height: Taller than your god, and smaller than his dick
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, I'm Satan, not the Spawn of Satan
Your Heritage: I don't know, goth or Frank, probably
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots, for stompin' folks head in
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Dying alone, gsttin' within five feet of Paris, Nicole or any of those snotty princesses.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, extra, extra cheese, sausage, ham, bacon and chicken all piled high
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get stoned...a lot
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: donkey puch!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta piss
Your Best Physical Feature: My nuts, they hang so low
Your Bedtime: 5 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't understand this
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single, what am I, a fag?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sun brewed, homemade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: Hell yeah, cancer is the shit!
Do you Sing: fuck no, only coheed and cambria, when I'm with my sexy lady, and no one else is watching
Do you Shower Daily: Every other day. That's a waste of fucking water
Have you Been in Love: I am in love, with everything from popcorn, to poodles
Do you want to go to College: I'm from the streets, bitch!
Do you want to get Married: yeah, I guess, I have the perfect woman, why not?
Do you belive in yourself: I don't believe in god, so...yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: 50/50
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, it makes me feel so depressed
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, only a little pack of six
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, fuck yeah
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: I light a blunt, put it to my mouth and hit it. The smoke pours into my lungs and I cough, a man breaks into my house, holding a gun. I grab my knife, sliding it cleanly from the sheath and lunge at him, stabbing it between his breast bone. He falls when another comes trough. I grab the gun, put two shells into the mans chest, and when he hits the ground I pull another blade from the sheath on my ankle, stabbing him in the gut and twisting. I take a breath and run out the door into the lawn, the blunt still in my mouth, and as the high starts to kick in, and I'm blinded fromt he lights of the cop cars, I am killed in a hail of gunfire from the soldiers that were trying to take me to the state run death camps.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A murderer, a doctor, a lawyer, a crook, a pimp, a preacher, a follower of the true christ, a spawn of the real devil
What country would you most like to Visit: I would go to everyplace in Europe, except Eastern Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: real fuckin black hair
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: at least 5'9'', except my fiance, who my 5'9'' will be just fine
Weight: Who cares about the weight, as long as the booty and the legs are nice?
Best Clothing Style: Abercrombie
Number of Drugs I have taken: Including perscription for recreational purposes, 25. I don't do anything like coke, heroin, or the such
Number of CDs I own: can't count
Number of Piercings: 4 maybe 5 soon
Number of Tattoos: 2 going up
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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Religion
What are your feelings on Christ? The Christ of the Bible seems to be a creation of man. He has the characteristics of dozens of other figures from past religions, tells the same stories, and uses the same symbols, terminology and methods of teaching. I thinl that he needs to live up to who he is: King Tutankhamen
What about Islam, that's pure isn't it? Mohammed had multiple wives, one of which wa only thirteen when he married her. He wasn't taken to Heaven from the rock, he died of syphilis. Don't trust people with semetic backgrounds.
But the Jews are god's chosen people, aren't they? No, that is a big lie. The Jews are THEIR god's chosen people, just like the Muslims are THEIR god's chosen people.
The Bible say's it's true, isn't that proof enough? No, the Bible was written two thousand years ago, has gone through numerous edits and translations and the only basis for it's truth is it says so.
Do you believe in god? Sometimes, depends on how good the sex was.
My parents say that people who don't believe in Christ should be minsitered to. Have you ever read the Bible? I have read the bible over three times front to back.
Don't you want to go to heaven? Of course, but I want a rocket ship too. I don't see either of them coming true.
Why is it so hard for you to admit that there is something bigger than you in the world? Becuase we look at god as our creator. I look at god as our creation.
Can I be your friend? Anyone can be my friend.
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