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Getting the fuck out of Arizona and going to a prestigious institution for Grad School, compulsively downloading movies, twisted animation, world cinema, superficial quips, traveling (especially to Europe), frittering my life away with pilled-out excess, gonzo journalism, gastronomy megalomania, the subtleties and brilliance of British humour, sleazy subliminal scheming, social darwinism, hedonism, euro-centrism, debauchery, moral squalor, Eberts movie reviews, verbal dexterity, classy porn, articulate girls with poise and grace, my shrinks obsequious pampering, Novelle Cuisine, M.C. Escher prints, velvet-tounged intellectuals, Aesthetics, Asian/White racial hybrids, mind-fucking insecure people, modern architecture, swimming, dark comedies, tennis, pharmaceuticals (valium, xanax, percocet, somas), lascivious women, abstract art, Russian lolitas, culture shock, flaunting my charisma, Scandinavian furniture, orgasm enhancing inhalants (poppers), the European Union,levity, saunas, mischiviously manipulating the masses, self-aggrandizement, Czech pilsner, exhibitionism, Belgian Ale, cultural psychology and sociology, nonchalance, Bavarian Hefe-Weisen, slapstick violence, Irish Stout
Don "Magic" Juan (Snoops spiritual advisor), any one of the "managers" from "American Pimp", Joe Pesci, Robert Deniro, Samuel L. Jackson, Tara Reid, Keira Knightly, Alicia Silverstone from ten years back, Seth MacFarlane, Matt Maleriano (creator of Aqua Teen, Sealab 2021 and other crazy ass cartoons) M.C. Escher (check out my background if you're too stupid to know who he is), Justin Rebello Funniest fucking college humor column on the web and all the brilliant comedians in my heroes section. Oh, and Winston Churchills parrot that is still alive and sits around chattering "Fuck Hitler".
I'm still on the prowl for a girl with all of the accompanying American benefits (friendly, polite, cartoonish, expressive, cool, chill, stylish, clean, waxed, and perfect teeth and hair) and European characteristics (articulate, cultured, classy, tastefull poised, graceful, socially toned, and feminine)
Sage Francis - Broken Wings Lyrics
(Chorus)
Shes a fairy with broken wings
I used to watch her perform
And if she hears me I hope she sings songs
That had me going right back
Couldnt find anyone in town to talk
Bout how no one like that
Should be confined to the ground we walk
She glides but just seems like she floats
And these folks decide to crush her wings until there permanently broke
She rides gusts of wind just by the way she spoke
She crys but loves to sing songs of freedom and hope
On the eastside hustling discussing things that we quote
In shallow conversation as if we have deep throats
We chokin on confusion
Now show up as a heat stroke of we need coats
Trading in our cheap jokes for her c notes
I see notes being passed
I ask to see what these creeps wrote
Define silly kids and flying privelages revoke
Ski slopes have been blocked off they cant transit
Had weights tied to her ankles she most definitely cant skip
Down, shes held down by the transripts my hands grip
Tried to tie her wings back .. the ones again clip
Panic stricken, shell remain stuck
On a titantic sinken, shes tryin to stay up
Change her plan thinken its ok
See this is strange but
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves in a way that kept them chained up
I'd like to see
Her take flight into the stars
Instead of letting her fly free they keep her in jars
Instead of letting fly free they keep em in jars
I put my hand to the glass so hard
It might break the prison bars
It isnt hard to see why they keep her captive
Shes naturally attractive
Speaks with adlibs, shes uncommonly talented
Aint enough adjectives to do her dispotion justice
Kids are wishin for just a kiss and its a mission to touch her lipstick
Cant trust her wit
More Sage Francis Lyrics ...
American Beauty, American Psycho, Goodfellas, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Get Shorty, Human Traffic, Clerks, Chasing Amy, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, Ghost Dog, Night on Earth, Manhattan, Amelie, City of God, Spanish Apartment, Happenstance, Trainspotting, Acid House, Sweet Sixteen, Short Cuts, Monty Python, Office Space, Spike and Mikes Sick and Twisted festival of Animation,
Polish Movies: Dzien Swira (Day of the Wacko), Poranek Kojota, Wesele (The Wedding), Ziemia Obiecana, Rejs, Seksmisja, Superprodukcja, Sezon na Leszcza
Writers/Directors: Jarmusch, Kubrick, Scorcese, Coen Brothers, Oliver Stone, Kevin Smith, Ken Loach, Woody Allen
I'm obsessed with cinema, check out any of these on the Internet Movie Database
Roger Ebert has some amazing reviews too
Hit me up if you have a passion for movies and have something good to recommend
Pretty much anything absurd and obscure that gives you that deranged, random, visually enticing, mocking pop-culture references, insanely creative, twisted, and fast paced "how do they comes up with this shit feeling": Robot Chicken, Chappelle Show, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Brak Show and Space Ghost Coast to Coast are all funny as fuck.
The Office, Extras, Monty Python Flying Circus, Mr. Bean, and Fawlty Towers
Phantoms in the Brain, The United States of Europe, Age of Propaganda, Revolt of the Masses; Breakfast of Champions, thats pretty much the only fiction I love (I have too much other shit to read for school and i'm too much of a lazy ass to read anything else. I'm gonna want to read some Brent Easton Ellis novels soon and maybe Brave New World
George Carlin, Kurt Vonnegut, Adam Carolla, Ricky Gervais, Sacha Baron-Cohen, Rowan Atkinson, Ben Elton, Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, and Eddie Izzard t