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About Me

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When I am not at the beach or Peet's Coffee, I can usually be found somewhere furthering my plans for world domination or cooking...or not. We seldom find contentment...we have this cross to bear. Where elation meets disaster...you can always find us there.
Kirsty
Mr. Sam
Jan
F-used
MEA
Pete Yorn
The Cardigans
Tiësto
Paul Oakenfold
Electric Skychurch
David Lynch
Greg Proops
Joe
Byrne
Peter
JickBah
Bradley
John
Rebecca
GK
Beate
Erika
Wendy
Kat
Lisa
Lewis Black
Karen
Drew
Save The Internet
Ask A Ninja
Matt
Hal
Lindsay
Alec
Kelly
Lil Jess
Bradford
Obscure
Tara
Monie Mon
Adam
Bob
Julie McCullough
christina
O
Paul van Dyk
hayes
Irina
Miho
killa

My Interests

World domination, the beach, Peet's Coffee, massages, football, fantasy baseball, swimming, diving, whale watching, people watching, dancing under the full moon in the desert, hedonism, intelligent people, creative people, funny people, ninjas, obtuse humor, my family, dry humor, voice over, sarcasm, Norwegian Shouting Choruses, scrabble, astral projection, quantum physics...

Music:

Underworld, Oakenfold, Brazilian Girls, Kirsty Hawkshaw, Opus III, Tiesto, Gang of Four, Buzzcocks, Talking Heads, The Smiths, Garbage, U2, R.E.M., Massive Attack, The Cranberries, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, Bob Marley, Beck, Gavin Degraw, Roxy Music, Sex Pistols, Joy Division, The Beatles, The Who, Electric Skychurch, Banco De Gaia, Lush, Mono, New Order, The Cure ...

Movies:

Office Space, Being John Malkovich, After Hours, Animal House, Koyaanisquatsi, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Planes Trains and Automobiles...

Television:

Sports Center, random documentaries, Lost, Dr Who, UFC Unleashed, Sunday Night Football, and anything involving puppets.

Books:

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.

Heroes:

Mom

My Blog

New Chemical Weapon ’Ennui Gas’ Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life

WASHINGTONCalling it the most effective tool to date in the War on Terror, the Pentagon announced Monday that it had developed a new chemical weapon called "ennui gas," a nerve agent that overwhelms ...
Posted by Q on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:50:00 PST

Bill Clinton: ’Screw It, I’m Running For President’

CHARLESTON, SCAfter spending two months accompanying his wife, Hillary, on the campaign trail, former president Bill Clinton announced Monday that he is joining the 2008 presidential race, saying he ...
Posted by Q on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:48:00 PST

Bush Begins Preparations For Nation’s Final Year

WASHINGTONAs his last term in office winds to a close, President Bush has directed White House aids and Cabinet staff to begin preparing for 2008, the nation's 232nd and final year in existence."My f...
Posted by Q on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:12:00 PST

Hard To Tell If Wikipedia Entry On Dada Has Been Vandalized Or Not

ZURICH, SWITZERLANDThe Wikipedia entry on Dadathe World War Iera "anti-art" movement characterized by random nonsense words, bizarre photocollage, and the repurposing of pre-existing material to st...
Posted by Q on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:03:00 PST

MVB - Music Video Blog

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Posted by Q on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

Hanging Onto The Leg Of This Helicopter Is Harder Than It Looks

Look, I know I'm the best, and no one in the terror-combat community has ever questioned my bravery. Not in 25 proud years of service. I'm a legend around here.But, honestly, dangling one-handed from ...
Posted by Q on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

Play ASTEROIDS!

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Posted by Q on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST

Ninja on Net Neutrality

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Posted by Q on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:56:00 PST

Black Actors

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Posted by Q on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:34:00 PST

Santa Claus on FOX!

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Posted by Q on Sat, 27 May 2006 02:00:00 PST