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ALYSSA ANTIPERSPIRANT DEODORANT!

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About Me

the names lyss...
and i'm in love
My name is Alyssa.
only my close friends can call me Lyss.
I am 17.
I only hate you if you give me a reason to.
I can be funny.
I am not pretty.
I like to pop my collar.
I never wear anything with collars.
I have the best friends anyone could ever ask for
seriously.
I know everyone says that about their friends.
but my friends own yours.
my mom is amazing.
I love her more than anything.
I would do anything for her and my friends.
I have a dog.
she is fat and I love her.
I like music.
too much.
I can be a bitch.
and I like it.
I hate drama.
I am always around it.
I love volleyball.
I miss playing it.
I am not a stoner.
you're fucking lame if you smoke.
I get made fun of a lot.
I am the most insecure person you will ever meet.
I mean EVER.
if you type like.."u" and "ur", don't talk to me.
Spongebob and Patrick are my heros.
I like lube and umbrellas every night.
I don't usually wear make up.
I always wear hoodies.
even in the middle of the summer.
myspace pisses me off.
I don't usually get along with girls.
they are pretty much all conceited whores.
I am very straight.
but I love gay people.
I forgive people too much.
I can be annoying.
so can you.
I hate george bush.
and all politics.
I am stealing this from phil...
"I dislike inside jokes, unless i'm in on them. Hypocritical yes I know."
I am obsessed with being online.
I am short.
and I love it.
I get jelous easy
sometimes.
I swear a lot.
cause people make me really mad.
I trust no one. well, only a few people.
espcially people in bville.
I HATE BVILLE.
I can successfully open a box of cheez-its.
sometimes.
I have like, the worst ADD ever.
I laugh a lot.
I'll laugh at pretty much everything.
I am very blunt.
I'm not afraid to tell you when you're pissing me off.
I love cruises.
sitting on my roof is fun.
I like trying to be "gangstuhh".
I'm way too easily amused.
I like power outages.
putting make up on guys is fucking amazing. so fun.
it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcipine, but I am determined to.
I LOVE thunderstorms.
my biggest fear is tornados.
I still watch cartoons.
If you fuck with my friends, you're fucking with me.
see what happens.
I plug my ears and make loud noises when people puke.
people laugh at me.
I am a good listener.
you can tell me anything.
I'm always bored.
I enjoy meeting new people.
oh i like CSI.
I like pajamas.
I hate being sick.
but when I am I like laying around watching movies.
I'm pretty much really immature.
all the time.
I spend a lot of time in my room.
I smile all the time.
even when I'm not happy.
I still play video games.
and I love them.
you will never see me in a skirt/dress.
unless it's competely necessary.
I just want all of this to stop.
but I have the best support system ever. ♥
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My Interests



fuck the scale =]

I'd like to meet:

fun people
you can't beat these people.
and my friends need to stop deleting their myspaces.

PHIL!
MEG!
JENNA!
TRISHA!
NICOLE!
KELLEY!
KAYLEIGH!
CHRISTIE!
JENNA!
ABBY!
MERIT!
BEN(N)!
CAZ!
RYAN!
MIKE!
KIRSTIN!
STEVE!
JAKE!
KAYLEIGH!

Music:

i like what i like.
i'll name them when i'm not lazy.

Movies:

anything funny

Television:

again, anything funny.
and things like CSI.

Books:

hmm..yeah I never really read

Heroes:


we're badass.

my second family
crazy russian3

My Blog

please?<3

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Posted by ALYSSA ANTIPERSPIRANT DEODORANT! on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:43:00 PST