Enjoying the sun rise over the haze covered valleys of peru while contemplating the mysteries of the ancient Inca peoples, and rolling fat girls in flour
I'd like to meet:
Eddie Van Halen's left nut,
Music:
Of course, the one and only greatest band to have ever graced the earth, Led Zeppelin! Others include Black Sabbath, Cream, G 'n' R, the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Van Halen, or anything else with balls. Throw some Paco de Lucia in there for some well-rounded worldly flavor.
Television:
T.V. rots your brain...but god-damn I love me some Laguna Beach!
Books:
The Hardy Boys mysteries
Heroes:
John Bonham (R.I.P. 1980),
Paco de Lucia,
The Tippoo Sultan,
Napoleon Bonaparte,
Julia Child,
The snapple lady.