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THE ORACLE

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About Me

Average kinda guy with slightly strange choice of hair! Generally pretty outgoing and up for a laff. Seem to have a strange obsession with music and alcohol and both at the same time is definately a bonus! Some other humorous terms are now gaining weight, including heteroflexible to refer to a person who identifies as heterosexual, but occasionally engages in same-sex sexual activities, or metrosexual to denote a straight man with stereotypically gay tastes in food, fashion and design; and dyke, which refers specifically to lesbians (see Homophobia) - Wikipedia, fukin legandary!cellpadding="0" name="qutable2"
You prefer Spontaneous sex!
You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot.
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D Dainty
A Awesome
N Neat
Y Yum
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You Are a Boston Creme Donut
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?
You Are Dublin Mudslide Ice Cream
You won't remember any of this in the morning What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
You Are 21 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40 : You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||| 58%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 66%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42%
Avoidant |||||||||| 34%
Dependent |||||| 26%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 62% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
personality tests by similarminds.com You have a sexual IQ of 159
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Your Love Element Is Metal
In love, you inspire and respect your partner.
For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience.
You attract others with wit and a bit of flash.
Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you.
Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past.
You connect best with: Earth
Avoid: Fire
You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other What Element Is Your Love?
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Rocker, Mosher


80%

Goth


80%

Skater


50%

Emo


40%

Trendy


30%

Prepy


20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


5%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dany
Birthday: 23rd sept
Birthplace: Hull
Current Location: Hull
Eye Color: Hazely greeny
Hair Color: Keith prodigy style. varying colours!
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY!
Your Heritage: British *Pulls bulldog pose!*
The Shoes You Wore Today: just some globes
Your Weakness: nights out!
Your Fears: losing close friends
Your Perfect Pizza: chiken, pepperoni and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my nightclub business plan!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'lol','lmao'
Thoughts First Waking Up: urgh...SHIT! im late! ALREADY!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: prob the artificial ones! piercings etc!
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall.
Your Most Missed Memory: High School
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway....
Single or Group Dates: either! but one on one is kewl with sum1 special.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton peach or mango!
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: yessum, but seriousley cut down looooads now!
Do you Swear: COURSE i FUKIN swear!
Do you Sing: LOL, many moons ago i was in a choir and yeah i still cant chut my face when im in the shower or pissed!
Do you Shower Daily: Hella yeh! a couple of times a day!
Have you Been in Love: yessum *shyface*
Do you want to go to College: Been! woop!
Do you want to get Married: wud like too...
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes and other times its hard to!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah!
Do you think you are Attractive: im not my cup of tea!
Are you a Health Freak: lol NAH!
Do you get along with your Parents: Aye!
Do you like Thunderstorms: there awesome!
Do you play an Instrument: YEAH! a few! mainly saxophone and flute. But i can also play the clarinet and double bass and even learned the oboe at one point!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lol... oh too many times!
In the past month have you Smoked: yeh...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: noooo.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: work in one!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: actually ive eaten a couple of oreos! not boxes of em tho!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ooh ooh yeh!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol, def not!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no way!
Ever been Drunk: LMFAO! *thinks about right now*
Ever been called a Tease: nah... i dont think i could if i tried!
Ever been Beaten up: when i was younger, and once getting my nose broken! but nothing like REALLY bad.
Ever Shoplifted: when i was in a pram i did!
How do you want to Die: painfully so i know its worth it!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy will do... rich would be nice tho!
What country would you most like to Visit: really wana go to india... n also on safari...and to a rainforrest!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont mind!
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: either... not into really long tho
Height: i dont mind really!
Weight: does that even matter?
Best Clothing Style: Alernative!!! goth and cyber are kewl!
Number of Drugs I have taken: *cringes*
Number of CDs I own: fuk knows!
Number of Piercings: 14
Number of Tattoos: zero! :(
Number of things in my Past I Regret: eeeeerm.....well.....i dunno!
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My Interests

MUSIC!!! especially instruments! preferable woodwind altho i do play double bass. Im a bit of an instrumental slag n like to have a go at anything that comes my way...instruments i already play include: SAX(the best instrument in the world! better than ANY chocolate bar, but close race with a decent cuppa tea!) flute, oboe, clarinet. Instruments i have previousley played but dont kinda do anymore: Trumpet, Euphonium, Tuba, Xylophone, marimba.Like all walks of music, depends what am playing or what mood im in. Main intrests instrumenatally follow Jazz and all stems of. Main interests in music to listen to include: Metal, Rock, rock metal and metal rock! have interests in classical and all other walk of music! just not a fan of the 'POP' genre! makes me boak!Other interests include: Art (manga and sculpture!)

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Bryan Molko, Grover Washington JR, Thelonius Monk, Charlie Mingus, Candy Dulfer, George Bush (but only to slap his face!!!)

Music:

Hmmm all the above i already mentioned really!

Movies:

Hmmm not really into movies n TV but heres a few i like: ALL of the Matrix movies,Nightmare before christmas rules(tim burton u genius!) most things JAP(like the sword fighting n overactive lip movements for words such as 'lemon' and 'sausage'. Not into luv stories n luvvy duvvy crap... dieing, shooting, murder, vampires, sluts, whores, blood, guts is all good.

Television:

hmmmm.......well........murder she wrote, quincy, dial M for murder, flog it, anatomy for begginers (the only program to make me phsyically sick!), SIX FEET UNDER RULES!!!! simpsons,futurama, sponge bob square pants, tom n jerry (classic), Transformers, superted, spiderman, bannana man, bucky o'hare,X-Men, he man ans the masters of the universe, sonic, n errrrrrm i dunno anymore but am sure there is some!

Books:

eeeerm...pass?!

Heroes:

hmmmm dont really have heroes...who needs heroes...

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