Faster Dick Rape Lazer Pussy

About Me

FDRLP is the work-in-progress brainchild of talentless hack wannabe, John Devilman for no other reason than to continue his fucktard ways and trying to score gobs of pussy and get paid. So, in short, FDRLP is going to be like 90% of the other bands out there... Hate us for it, dipshit scumfucks. Like we give a good goddamn what the hell you think.

ok... so we do. We're attention whores like that. I mean, come on! This is fucking myspace. Home of the overhead, 3 quarter view, over-contrasted self photos and pursed lip profiles. All we want is your accpetance...

oh, and the pussy n' the loot.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/23/2006
Band Members: JohnDevilman

Gamma Pro

Redbeardead

Influences: -Guys out there with less talent than tongue who make shitty music all day long and have droves of women throwing themselves at these gits while record exec fucks shower them with the moneys.

-Getting way to drunk, knowing you should have probably tapped out 3 drinks ago, telling some random girl you want to titty fuck and starting fights with mall security when they ask you to please leave Claire's.

-Drunk Driving.

-Bowel Movements.

-Evil Scientists who want to take over the world. I mean, come on. That's just amazing. THe ambition of these guys is something to be admired! Why would ANYONE want to take over the world? Think of the work involved with a project of that scale... and then, what happens when they actually GET the world? That's got to be hard to regulate. Fuck life!

-Fake Tattoos and lying about your occupation to pick up girls at seedy dive bars.

-Flesh wounds.
Sounds Like: good records being played backwards over car alarms that won't shut the fuck up and the alarm clock that doesn't realize you hit snooze to silence it forever so it keeps beeping every 5 minutes or so and you're too fucking hungover to crawl your lazy ass out of bed and rip it out of the goddamned wall.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Not that I think any of you would be foolish enough to do so...

... but if you just so happen to add one of our songs to your profile, let me know so I can wonder what the fuck is wrong with your head.
Posted by Faster Dick Rape Lazer Pussy on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

album cover sketch

It's on, bitches.
Posted by Faster Dick Rape Lazer Pussy on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST

Crass commenting....

Yeah, that's what we're giving you after you're added. It's because we love that you'd actually add a myspace band, (A FUCKING MYSPACE BAND, FERCHRISSAKES!), that doesn't even have a goddamn son...
Posted by Faster Dick Rape Lazer Pussy on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

Song Lyrics - "I Don't Give a Good Goddamn"

This is a work-in-progress song subject to change at any time. I don't give a good goddamn-It's the little things that matter, like waking up hungover and crawling out of bed to spill my blatter...
Posted by Faster Dick Rape Lazer Pussy on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST