people watching around the world to analyze human interaction as the new psychiatrist to have all the answer to human problems...and party (responsibly of course).
ONLY DA ASSOCIATE PRESS 2 video tape my HOT SELF EXPLAINING GOD'S MESSAGE 2 HIS LITTLE HUMAN CHILDREN BELOW:"the purpose of life for us humans is our souls (which is eternal) are students in God's school of compassion (pre-school to P.H.D.) based on 'heaven-on-earth' saying. our bodies (vehicles of our souls which is very temporary) are seats in God's school of compassion for our souls start in many previous life-times ago lived as gas form in early stages of life (like new embryos in our moms' stomachs). after many many life-time, our souls graduate to human form which is the closest connection to God out of all of the living objects on earth for we humans possess 'hearts' that store compassion which allows us to be able to love and take care of animals like dogs, cats, etc. (HINT: SINCE HUMANS ARE SO CLOSE TO GOD IN THE FOOD CHAIN, WE HAVE THE TENDENCY TO THINK WE ARE GOD THROUGH OUR EGOS LIKE THOSE OF HITLER, NAPOLEAN, MARXIST, MAO, CASTRON, OPRAH, ETC.) Our communication with God (who is our main teacher or parent) is our pituitary gland (pea-sized) somewhere in the back of our head in the middle area for the smartest human being in the history of mankind so far (einstein) said that he only used 15% of his brain. the pituitary gland is our spiritual connection with God (our 7th sense)that is why fancy dandy scientists of the world have yet to undertand that part because no human beings can ever factor spirituality into a formula because if they can they will conquer God and i don't think God is that stupid to share his knowledge with his human children knowing that his human children will use that against him to dominate (it's like parents are spoiling their children by giving all their money to their young children when their young children will take that to overthrow the parents).Our souls are trapped in our bodies to study the pain and sufferings of what it is like to live in our bodies so we don't ridicule, reject, and kill those who share similar pain as we do. every human being has different set of pain and sufferings (aka lesson in this life-time) because each of us have completely different set of bodies except for identical twin (same body BUT DIFFERENT SOULS). this is why we should never get jealous at someone pretty like paris hilton because if we get jealous of her, then we are rejecting our lessons in this life-time living in our bodies. it's like paris hilton is a senior in high-school and you are only a freshman and you want to get to her level already when your age doesn't allow you to.if certain human being are more evil (aka selfish) than others, it's because the more selfish human beings have younger souls for they have yet to live enough lives to understand the pain the sufferings of an older souls who have already experienced the pain and suffering to understand not to be so selfish or evil. **SELFISH PEOPLE HAVE YOUNGER SOULS AND KINDER PEOPLE HAVE OLDER SOULS** so if you are a daughter or a young boy who has been raped or molested by your father or a priest and you don't understand how an older person can do that to child...well...it is beacuse the soul of that father or the priest is younger than yours--their souls are like souls of children who have yet to understand that it's not ok to rape your children or younger children. in their next lives, God will punish them by making them reincarnate into the very victims that suffered their pain. so in their next life, their souls will reincarnate into the bodies of a raped daugther or molested boy in order for their souls to understand the pain so their souls will learn not to impose that pain in the future to anyone. and if you are a raped/molested victim in this life-time, it is because in your previous life, you imposed that pain on someone else or make fun or rejected someone who was raped or molested. the rule of God's school of compassion is kindness (aka follow your heart) for kindness allows us to develop the compassions for those pains. if we don't follow the rule and go the opposite end called Selfishness, when we die, God will look at our hearts as report cards and grade us. if we fail in certain areas, God will make our souls reincarnate into a body in the next life to have the flaws that we have rejected in our previous lives until we get our lessons.dropping out of God's school of compassion (aka committing suicide) is a NO NO just like dropping out regular school. committing suicide is a failure to go through your lessons in this life-time which is equivalent to your failure to complete your year in school. when you die, God will punish you by making your soul reincarnate into the next life dealing with the same crap that you failed to deal with in your previous life and there is no way out just like in regular school.because God understands that it's hard to go through his school of compassion alone, he sends everyone VIA FATE atleast 3000 soulmates (ranginng from humans or objects like trees, pets, art, music, television shows, television/movie characters, drugs, alcohol, food, etc.) to accompany us as "study buddies" in order for us to help each other understand and get over whatever issues (or lessons) that we need to deal with. dat lesson can be dealt with in 1 minute (strangers u meet randomly) or 30 years (husband/wife). when time is over for us and our study buddies to part, WE MUST DEPART OR ELSE WE WILL CREATE MORE DESTRUCTION TO EACH OTHER THAN HELP EACH OTHER. dis is why it is very important that we don't trap ourselves from meeting people or being alone beacause "how will you get over your issues if you are confined in a jail with no interaction with others?" this is why there is a popular saying 'love is letting go, not trapping' because you care for that person to go off and find themselves. and there is A TWINFLAME for everyone, one heart split into 2 souls (male n female force--and gays n lesbians have them, too). Because God understand that it is very lonely to be alone, this is why in his 'network' he created a twin for all of us and fate will bring us to each other if only we follow our hearts (God's direction for us). once recognized that we are each other's twin flame, we will serve as each other's MAIN ALLIES because we are twin. ;)there is an extra-credit system in God's school of compassion just like regular school. you can earn extra credit by doing more to help the people around you, the world, the environment,etc. yes it's going to cost time and money but it's all about putting out that will impress God than sucking in just like in regular school. and if you earn enough cookie points in this life-time, God will be reward you by making your soul reincarnate into a better body (vehicle of your soul) in the next life-time suffering less pain than others who are selfish.AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE IS SOMEONE WATCHING IN THIS SCHOOL OF COMPASSION THAT GOD HAS CREATED??? well, when God designed the universe when he programmed his perfect 'NETWORK' to have a balance of good and evil or yin and yang, he imposed the law of KARMA (WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND or 1=1) into the system to double check everything in order to balance things out. the world is nasty looking right now because it's not balanced for there is too much of the evil force dominating the world. and of course we must have evil to balance out kindess because if there is no evil, then we would never know what kindess is; therefore, evil and kindness go together because they don't exist without each other. so it's ok for us humans to enjoy the evil things on earth like our vices (sex, drugs, alcohol, pot, eating, etc.) JUST AS LONG AS WE DO IT FOR A CELEBRATION OR TEMPORARY TO KEEP OUT MINDS AWAY FROM OUR PAIN FOR A BIT. we balance out our vices with our good. SO THE KEY IS BALANCE. WE DON'T HAVE TO DO AWAY WITH OUR VICES FORERVER BECAUSE OUR VICES ARE GOD'S REWARDS SYSTEM JUST LIKE CANDIES, TOYS, MONEY GIVING AS REWARDS SYSTEM BY PARENTS IF CHILDREN ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BIG. GET IT??? BALANCE IS THE KEY. BALANCE IS WHEN WE ARE ABLE TO SEE all different points of views. balance is when we are able to take care of ourselves, pay our own bills, make our own decision, healthy and happy with ourselves even with our ugliness and flaws. the key of life is to come out of our pain and sufferings with a healthy, happy, and peaceful state of mind and relax and know that eveything is under control by fate, aka God. ;)"EVERY HUMAN BEING HAS TO WORK IN ORDER TO SURVIVE BECAUSE IF AN ANT HAS TO DO IT, HUMANS HAVE TO DO IT, TOO. do you ever see an ant standing on the side doing nothing while watching his fellow ants running around working??? NO.and to all the christians who weren't well-informed of the idea of reincarnation of the soul, your early ancestors the egyptians SURE BELIEVE IN AN AFTER-LIFE via their mummification. someone fucked up the christian writings in the old old old days by changing or misinterpreting the words of God because Jesus didn't get a chance to explain everything before he got nailed so that's you guys don't really know the rule of the game so it explained why the christian people have been running around doing the most violence in the world by killing and taking over most of the lands that don't belong to them. the asians are the more well-behaved children of God because we were taught with the idea of reincarnation and karma via the words of hinduism and buddhism. this is why asians are deemed to be more pussy or chicken than the rest of the ethnicities. it's not that we are pussies or we are chicken, it's more because we were told by our parents generation after generation to watch what we do or else in our next lives, God will punish us via his force of karma. ;)also, to the pope, my explanation of homosexuality is different from yours but it's still negative but a lot less negative than yours. the number one difference between heterosexual and homosexual is procreation. when a gay or lesbian falls in love with their partners, it's imposible to make a baby because 2 lesbians can't make no baby without a sperm and 2 gays cannot make a baby with no female body and eggs. with that being said, God created the art of homosexuality as a way to fall in love with no making babies. and IT'S GENETICS--it runs in your blood or family. BECAUSE there is so much selfishness in your genes, God has to stop the reproduction of any more humans coming out of your genes or else the balance between selfishness and goodness will be offset. if you are in denial of my statement, then take a look at your own family and see if it's true. if you have siblings stabbing each other's back or cousins killing each other or parents doing very very selfish acts, then that's why. HOWEVER, LET ME OFFICIALLY MAKE A HUGE CORRECTION that the gays and lesbians are not the evil ones like how they are stated in the bible, in fact, i have met some of the smartest, fun-loving and most considerate gay and lesbian folks in san francisco--more than straight people for: (1) they possess the intelligence of both man and woman, (2)they are more considerate because they have been through hell with straight-people prejudice, and (3)they are fun-loving because finally they get to be who God made them to be instead of being forced to hide in the closet. oscar wilde was gay.
old french music(serge gainsbourg, francoise hardy, jane birkin, francis cabrel, maurice chevalier,)old american and bossa-nova jazz, old american blues, a few good songs from stevie wonder/billy joel/jimmy buffet, THE BEACH BOYS, girlie singers (vanessa paradis, andrea jane corr of the corrs, susanna hoffs of the bangles, debbie gibson, alizee, astrud gilberto,janet jackson, and this skanky vietnamese singer that i forgot her name)and old vietnamese music, old classical (vivaldi is my favorite so far but learning to love bach and chopin)(glenn gould is my favorite french pianist), pet shop boys, new order, enriquez iglesias, a few songs of green day and blink 182, dirty and nasty hip-hop and cheesy and bouncy trance music that makes me want to become dirty and nasty with my God's ALREADY chosen baby-daddies (ONE AT A TIME PLEASE).
the professional, amelie, nights of cabiria, esmeralda comes by night, and crash (the scar movie),movies of federico fellini, most gong li's movies, musicals (The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, THE YOUNG GIRLS OF ROCHEFORD, grease, westside story, and the sound of music, happy times (chinese movie, brigitte bardot, french movies with steamy sex scenes with hot french girls and dirty french men.
that 70's show, south park, the simpsons, benny hill,are you being served, frasier, CURIOUS GEORGE, girlfriends (black version of sex and the city), cooking and traveling shows on pbs.more things that influenced my life growing up to be a cool, fun, healthy, successful, happy and kind-hearted and HOT human being: wonder woman, the greatest american hero, the cosby show, de grassy junior high, 3's company,family ties 9 (i used to have a small crush on michael j fox and wanted to be just like him except a female version of course) i love lucy, benson, welcome back kotter, married with children, the adams family, mr. belvedere, who's the boss, pretty in pink, sex in the city, porky's, GIRLS GONE WILD, going to strip clubs to see live pussies live but i ain't no lesbians, glancing at porn magazines at the porn boutiques, thrift-store, touchez pas au grisbi (gangsta movie the french style with bare tits and female doing charlie in the 50's), two women (sophia loren is a hot mother), cartoons (spiderman, heman, super friends, transformer, superman, archie, charlie brown (my favorite is peppermint patty), tom and jerry, old disney cartoons)), old spanish-speaking cartoons with brown little kids' faces, seinfeld, getting to know all in the family and good times, soul train, rick steve and other traveling shows in PBS, cooking shows in PBS, mtv and bet, dot indian tv that you find randomly on sunday or middle of the night, with elaborate dancing shows, more to come.ALL TELEVISION SHOWS AND MOVIES ARE FROM REGULAR TV AND LIBRARIES. NO CABLES FOR I CAN'T AFFORD CABLES. MTV AND BET ARE AT OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSE.
the alchemist (president clinton once said that this is one of his favorite books and this book has alot of muslim's old traditions of seeing God through their eyes and bill clinton is very very white and i ain't no muslim either and i despise reading books in general) and my ishmael (the animals are very very disappointed at the humans for destroying earth and changing the yin and yang of earth).tons and tons of fashion magazines from america and other countries. national geographic, metaphysic books. at the moment, i am slowly and lazily reading the new yorker so in the future i will challenge the minds of those fancy dandy intectuals because they are going to lose. ALL MAGAZINES AND BOOKS ARE FROM THE LOCAL LIBRARIES ARE BROWSING AROUND AT BOOKSTORES LIKE BORDERS AND BARNES AND NOBLE.
my mom and dad and all the heroes who gave up their lives to serve humanity in a NON-VIOLENT way. and oprah because she got out of the ghetto and became richer than the queen of england and oprah and her family didn't have to kill people and steal land from other countries or she didn't have to have an Indian Chief bowing on his knees recently to beg for his stolen land back (HOW FUCKING RUDE. don't you know that stealing is the devil's genes??? WOULD JESUS, YOUR GOD REPRESENTATIVE, BE GOING AROUND STEALING LAND AND KILLING PEOPLE???? you will be punished via karma if you steal especially from Indigenous people around the world BECAUSE THEY ARE THE NICEST HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH FOR THEY HAVE NOT USED MUCH VIOLENT TO KILL KILL KILL LIKE OTHER ETHNICITIES and with a little bit of their blood your babies will be HOT (ELVIS AND JOHNNY DEPP HAVE INDIGENOUS BLOOD YOU KNOW OR ELSE THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER ACHIEVED THAT LEVEL OF COOLNESS IF THEY HAVE BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES BECAUSE WHITE WHITE MEN CAN'T DANCE BECAUSE THEY DON'T GET BEATENED UP ENOUGH TO MOVE LIKE THAT). AND THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO SAY that northern 'ireland' belongs to england when obviously the fucking name of that country is fucking 'ireland.' HOW FUCKING RUDE TO BE STEALING LAND FROM YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBOR AND STILL WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING HAPPY FACE THAT GOD IS GOING TO PROTECT YOU WHEN YOUR FUCKING WEALTH OF YOUR FAMILY AND COUNTRY IS BASED ON THE BLOOD OF THE PEOPLE WHOSE LAND YOU STOLE. YOU WILL BE PUNISHED VIA GOD'S FORCE OF KARMA MY FRIENDS IF YOU DON'T FIX WHAT YOUR ANCESTORS HAVE DONE IN THE PAST, I GUARANTEE IT. I AM TOTALLY EMBARASSED THAT MY VIETNAMESE PEOPLE STOLE A BIG CHUNK OF LAND FROM THE CAMBODIANS IN THE PAST SO I PROMISE TO GOD AND TO THE CAMBODIANS THAT I WILL WORK AS HARD AS I CAN TO HELP THEIR PEOPLE CLIMB UP THE SOCIAL LADDER BECAUSE THEY CAMBODIANS HAVE NEVER DONE MUCH TO KILL KILL KILL LIKE OTHER ETHNICITIES EITHER. and oprah can still be chummy with white people and still maintain her black roots so God wants the blacks in america to stop complaining because God is SICK OF HEARING YOUR COMPLAINS OR ELSE GO BACK TO AFRICA, YOU ARE FREE NOW. AND I'M SICK OF IT, TOO. GOD IS PISSED THAT THE BLACKS ARE KILLING THE LATINO IMMIGRANTS IN NEW ORLEANS BY COMING INTO THEIR HOUSES TO ROB THEM WHEN THEY FUCKING WORK HARD TO SEND HOME MONEY TO THEIR POOR FAMILIES BECAUSE MEXICO AIN'T ALL FANCY BEACHES AND BEACH HOMES FOR EVERYONE. DON'T YOU BLACK PEOPLE REMEMBER THAT THE WHITE MEN USED TO KILL YOUR ANCESTORS AND ENSLAVED THEM FOR MONEY??? WHY ARE YOU BEING HYPOCRITES BY DOING EXACTLY WHAT THE WHITE MEN USED TO DO TO THE BLACK MEN BY KILLING THE BROWN MEN IN NEW ORLEANS??? THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT SHOULD FORCE ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO PAY INCOME TAX OF ATLEAST 25% AND THAT WILL SURE DISCOURAGE THEM FROM COMING TO AMERICA THINKING THAT THEY CAN WORK WITHOUT INCOME TAX TO PAY FOR THE FREE HEALTHCARE AND EDUCATION. and angelina jolie (for the fact that she's beautiful and smart and she is not vain to want to make her own biological children to spread her beautiful genes unlike the majority of the women of the world when this world has a billion orphans and population out of control. (i think the dalai lama and faith hill are orphans). the only reason why she made a biological baby is because to love brad pitt is to give him a baby because giving a baby is a woman's GREATEST GIFT TO A MAN.