I'm DJ'in again on a weekly basis following a period of doing odds and sods rather than a recidency. It's here at Sin Club on Tottenham Court Road. The link is in my top friends
These are some of the jobs I've had, most are crap
TV PRESENTER - Used to present and produce my own shows on West Herts TV and Channel 10 and more recently BPM TV, who have gone a bit quiet recently. Mainly Music, Sport and Lifestyle programs. Interviewed such people as Danni Minogue and Vinny Jones
TROLLY SUPERVISOR - Yes, I used to supervise the people that collected the trollys - No trollys, no shopping so I was important ....
BOUNCY CASTLE SUPERVISOR - Gimme 50p and you can bounce in my presence
CASH COLLECTER - Used to collect cash out of fruit machines
NEWSAGENT MANAGER - Basically just that, free slush puppies!!!
MUSIC EXHIBITION - Worked as a tour guide (of sorts) in EMI Records exhibition for thier centenary
SOFT DRINK MERCHANDISER - You can't just throw anything in that Pepsi sponsered fridge you know, it has to be mainly Pepsi....
SELLER OF COACH TOURS - Want to spend 17 hours on a coach before reaching Butlins? I'm your man...
RUNNER OF KIDS CLUBS - Also ran a kids youth group for many years until the church realised I hadn't been to a church service for 6 years
MOBILE DJ - Before the days of doing clubs I used to do kids parties, i also attended the only magic course in the country 'so you want to be a magician' at Broxbourne College and learnt to do balloon animals ....
I also love live music and these bands/artists have been lucky enough to have me view them this year (updated )
To be updated later on this week when I can be bothered
And some stuff about me in the form of questions and some other guff
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Colin Toms
Birthday: 7th August
Birthplace: St. Albans
Current Location: St. Albans
Eye Color: Not sure, can't see them. I like saying thew are green but in truth they are probably hazel
Hair Color: Brown roots :) - Blonde / Red / Green / Blue - 5 colours in my hair - McFly kind of wrote a song about me
Height: 5ft 11 well I was the last time I was measured when arrested for shoplifing age 14
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue trainers
Your Weakness: is none of your business
Your Fears: That you'll find out my weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, pineapple, tuna
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: That my Tv show will finally start, it was meant to start in 2003 so every year it becomes more and more frustrating
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Is that ANOTHER virus???? Actually i don't have it
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, I should of been up an hour ago
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair, bum (apparently)
Your Bedtime: Bed if for wimps
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds but if anyone asks I don't eat at them corperate wankers (phew! i think they may of believed me)
Single or Group Dates: Neither - Speed Dating
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuk to both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, I don't do hot drinks
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck No
Do you Sing: I'm more of a shouter, but I can sing. I was once played on the radio but didn't realise it was me
Do you Shower Daily: Not usually, I try to but I'm a busy man
Have you Been in Love: Yes, I fall in love very easy and quickly
Do you want to go to College: Not now, I'm 31 - Unless I bag myself a 18yr old girlfriend and I have to pick her up
Do you want to get Married: Not sure, depends if her parents pay for it
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, although if I drink alcohol before a flight I tend to spend the journey in the loo
Do you think you are Attractive: Fairly, not in the traditional chizelled looks way but in a unconventional way. I go through periods of thinking I am and that I'm not, most people say I am (but they may be lying)
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Not really, I don't have much to do with them. When my Mum had an affair with her best friends husband in 1991 she left us all to it really and now my Dad goes out with the old best friend (yes they have swapped partners) he hasn't really bothered with us either.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, then I remember I'm 3 stories high and therfore living in a death trap if we catch fire
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes - Lots
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: *&&%$*)*^_(^%&$ (well I think that's what happened)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I've had a couple of near misses :-)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: What the f*ck is a mall???? I've been to the shops, yes!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I hope not
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I'm a exhabitionist
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: This survey isn't geared towards England in October is it?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, a toy giraffe
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Been hit, but I wouldn't call it being beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: North Korea
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Multi
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: less than me
Weight: Not bothered
Best Clothing Style: retro / funky
Number of Drugs I have taken: legal or illegal?
Number of CDs I own: 1000's and 1000's of vinyl
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have low conscientiousness.
Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously.
Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions.
Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
The Five Factor Personality Test
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing
What Type of Weather Are You?
You Are 88% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.
How Open Minded Are You?
Your Passion is Blue
You are a total dream in the bedroom.
Sex is a fine art for you - and you're a total Picasso in your pleasure making.
You like to build things up slowly, savoring each moment.
And you'd never think of skipping foreplay or afterplay... they're part of the package.
What Color Is Your Passion?
You Are 78% Impulsive
You are impulsive, which at times leads to irresponsibility.
It's hard for you to say no to all but the most insane propositions.
But you could care less. While your impulsive ways have gotten you in a little trouble - they've made for a very exciting life!
Are You Impulsive?
You Are 4% Shy
You aren't shy at all, in fact, you're probably quite outgoing.
You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult.
How Shy Are You?
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.
What Time Of Day Are You?
You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You are 80% Leo
How Leo Are You?
You Belong in Barcelona
When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night.
Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night!
What European City Do You Belong In?
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Birthdate: August 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Banished Philosopher.
Where You Lived: Ukraine.
How You Died: Consumption.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
You've Changed 64% in 10 Years
Compared to who you were ten years ago, you've changed a great deal.
In fact, you're probably in a completely different phase of your life - and very happy about it!
How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?
