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☆ ..miss amy.. ☆

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About Me


well hi !!
if you don't know by now my name is amy. but you can call me miss amy.
i'm a 24 yr old mother of 2 beautiful, smart, funny, tough, craaaazzzyyy little girls - they take after their mommy :]
i spend my days with my daughters, work at a bar at night. come see me some time :)
right now i am trying to find balance in my life.
i go through phases where i do so much i wear myself out.. then i slow down... too down. for too long.
hence the need for balance.
i've recently discovered that i care way too much what other people think of me.
i don't get to go out much, but when i do i am sooooo ready to let loose.
so if you're with me, you better be prepared to do any or all of the following:
*dance on tables, stages, bars.. whatever is available
*be very, very loud
*carry me to the car
*hit the strip club and/or after party
*stay up until mcdonald's opens for hash browns
i'm totally a city girl. i love the hustle and bustle and competition.
being in the country kinda freaks me out..
maybe i'll like it when i'm ready to quiet down. if that ever happens.
i love smiles & i love to make people smile.
i love to help people and i helped co-found a non-profit organization called Wonderland Productions.
you should check us out -- here .
i have been married for 3 years, got married in vegas because i did NOT want to plan a big wedding.
i'm very impatient and hate when people include tons of unnecessary details in their stories. get to the point already.
and if you are taking too long to think of a word, i will probably try to figure it out for you. i am a busy girl, i don't have time to waste.
i like to bake cookies.
and they are fantastic. like me. :D
i'm not like most girls.. most people for that matter. i'm much crazier.
and much, much cooler. the sooner you realize this, the less i will want to kill you.
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i have two beautiful, intelligent, creative, daring, stubborn little girls.
they mean the world to me and if you don't like them, i don't like you. period.
i've known my best friend for 20 years.
how many people have you been friends with for 20 years?
i will not touch raw meat or eggs. ew.
that's why i don't cook. i don't want to be a vegetarian.
i love when people smell good.
i hate when people smell dirty. or cheap. like axe body spray. ewwww.
a little bit more
..about me..


..miss amy is..
*left handed
*a super mom
*indecisive
*a bitch
*a little crazy
*confused about life
*never satisfied
..what makes my heart super happy..
*my family, friends, and friends who are family
*the sun
*pepsi, fruit roll ups, goldfish, and mac & cheese
*talking to my daughters
*steak!
*dancing
*funny-ness
*cameras
*the color red
*stars
*cartoons with adult innuendo
*rubber ducks
*punk & rap
*late nights
*learning all the lines to stoner movies
*italian & mexican food
*helping people, animals, and the environment
*the following scents: strippers, clean babies, the abercrombie & fitch store
..what can disappear..
*alarm clocks & waking up early
*guilt trips and mind fucks
*onions, fish, mustard, ham, and a long list of other foods
*nasty smells
*dirty floors
*wearing shoes
*cold weather, snow, and driving in snow
*slow drivers
*scary clowns
*spiders
*the following kinds of people: rude, constantly interrupting, can't admit they're wrong, and fat people that bitch about being fat.
..gotta believe..
*what is meant to be will be
*if you don't stand for something,
you'll fall for anything
*the only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs
*the only people worth your tears are the ones who will never make you cry
*beauty comes in all sizes, colors, shapes..it's confidence that makes you hottt
*it's never too late
..this is why i'm hot..
*i can't live without my black eyeliner and high heels
*i speak before i think
*i dance in the car, on bars, and while i do the dishes
*i freak out easily
*i worry about everything
*i am easy to please and easier to piss off
*i suck with money
*i brake for squirrels
*i have a lead foot
*my favorite word in the world is -pelicula- spanish for movie
..my wishes..
*wish for a safe world for my daughters to grow up in
*wish i had all the answers
*wish i could see the future
*wish i lived in hollywood
*and i wish a muthafucka would!



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My Interests

[ . photography . modeling . helping . writing . ]



I'd like to meet:


.anyone who can make me smile.
.anyone who gets me thinking.
.anyone who thinks i'm hot.
.anyone who owns a monkey or leopard.

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Music:


[ . rap . punk . hip hop . pop & country *very little* . ]

[ . eminem . linkin park . t-pain . afi . dropkick murphys . akon . snoop . ]

Movies:


[ . comedy . horror (the bloodier the better) . suspense . ]

[ . snatch . the wizard of oz . finding nemo . the ring . old school . super troopers . the butterfly effect . saw . ]

Television:

[ . er . the simpsons . dr phil . saturday night live . las vegas . scrubs . the office . heroes . ]

Heroes:


*my kids - they are so smart, funny, and independent
*my hubby - for still being here
*me - cuz i fucking rock
*the snow plow and salt guys - for real. they are almost as wicked awesome as i am.

My Blog

The 86 Rules of Drinking

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during Happy Hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toas...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Mon, 19 May 2008 05:27:00 PST

Is your jar full?

This is from http://www.oceancityfools.comIs Your Jar Full?   When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar......and...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:29:00 PST

Inspiration.

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Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:50:00 PST

Words to live by [ and why ! ]

Some of these heuristics are age-old wisdom, bordering on cliche, but most are actually helpful. If you want something done, do it yourself Comment: Obviously true, and doing it is usually very ...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:41:00 PST

10 Things Every Adult Should Know

I got this at http://www.f-ckingc-nts.com/ramble/10-things-every-adult-sho uld-knowSometimes it’s hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, t...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

shes the sweetest girl *insomniac*

can't sleep, clowns will eat me. didn't sleep at all tonight. i'm tired, i'm exhausted, but my head isn't. and the past couple of nights i've had trouble falling asleep and just laid in bed forever. a...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:02:00 PST

a little poem

long dark nights short cold days fear in his heart that won't go away wishing for sound hoping for light trying to talk while avoiding a fight with nothing to say and no one around just passing the ti...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:22:00 PST

Youre it bitchessss!!!!

Here’s how you play. Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged. D...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:28:00 PST

i'm so fucking hot

ok so i know you guys are going to think bad things about me after this but whatever - it has to be said. that's right kids - i'm fucking hot. we went out with jared's friend the other night and i too...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:25:00 PST

when a girl calls (bulletin post - thought it was sweet)

when you catch a girlglancing at you,she wants you to lookback and smile_________________________________________________When a girl bumps into your armwhile walking with youshe wantsyou to hold her h...
Posted by  ..miss amy..  on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:44:00 PST