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Dustin

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

..

Music:

i like it when it makes me feel something

Movies:

i like them when they make me feel something

Television:

i like it when it makes me feel something

Books:

i like them when they're short and when they make me feel something

Heroes:

Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, Lewis Carroll, Gary Busey, Weird Al, Isaac Brock, surely I have a female hero other than my mom, Sally Ride

My Blog

As I was posting that last entry,

a banner ad came up saying "UTI is the answer".The next frame explained that it was an ad for Universal Technical Institute.At UTI, they apparently don't realize what UTI means.They must be very clean...
Posted by Dustin on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

It’s kinda funny. Try it.

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHTry typing that.If you do it without caps lock,your hands kinda go back and forthlike you're listening to a little catchy tunethat's catchy enough to movebut not to dance to.BLAHBLAHBL...
Posted by Dustin on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:08:00 PST

I remember learning to drive with mom.

We would be out on an open road.No cars anywhere but ours.This game would get really good when a turn was about a football field away.I would say ENGLAND! and then I'd drive in the opposite lane.She w...
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:58:00 PST

I was OK until I found out no one else likes it.

Everything I do is approved by everyone else.But it hasn't always been like that.I used to put boogers on the smooth part of my upper lip between the two prominent protrusions right under my nose.But ...
Posted by Dustin on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:05:00 PST

I think I know why pornstars can last so long before ejaculating on their female counterparts.

No emotional attachment.
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

I've been here before.

down and up   it's all it is     i was a dumbass for thinking the down was there to stay
Posted by Dustin on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

I've been here before.

up and down   it's all it is     i was a dumbass for thinking the up was there to stay
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

Poop.

Fart butt.
Posted by Dustin on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:27:00 PST

A hopeful animal.

A sanctimonious goose type bird The one you saw when you got 4th place And it said "Goddamn it, you deserved at least 3rd" That little tiny bird that was taller than your drink Saying it's honestly be...
Posted by Dustin on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST

Where I want to be in 5 years...

I want to carve out homes in trees in the forest, just like the Ewoks did.It would be a little more modern, because we'd somehow get electricity hooked up, so that we could refrigerate the meat we hun...
Posted by Dustin on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST