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About Me

I'm Ryan- twentysomething aspiring musician (whaa? in Austin?) I like Late model Pontiac vans, Ethnic grocery stores, things i can ironically like yet mock, traveling, and watching people run who obviously haven't done so in decades... preferably with luggage in tow.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's favorite song is legitimately "Unskinny Bop"

My Blog

My long History with the euphemism has a new chapter

First, a little history:  In high school, I had a baseball coach who had a way with words.  He had always called this exercise we did. that entailed us jumping high enough so that our knees ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:16:00 GMT

typos can be very funny

    So, I run across this focus group ad on craigslist- if you dont know what those are, they are when ad execs gather a group of people and ask them about their attitude towards a prod...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:31:00 GMT

This happens to me about once a year, I'm pissed

So, I answer an ad on craigslist for a lawfirm that will remain nameless.  and this ad reads something to the effect of: "Looking for an IT/Networking guru to keep our computers in top shape- mai...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:39:00 GMT

a man of the cloth

               Its amazing what you can accomplish in 30 minutes, wrapped in a dirty towel, in front of your computer. Thats exactly how I...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:00:00 GMT

Got asked for salsa recipe- here it is

Salsa Groc List: 8 plum/roma tomatoes- as ripe as you can get em 1 clove garlic 2 med size white onions- you can use red or sweet yellow if you prefer them 10 medium size jalepenos 2 cans diced ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 00:02:00 GMT