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Michele Roya

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About Me

i facilitate substance abuse support groups during the week, and then on the weekends i kick it with even more lushes. i just turned 30, but still wear a new kids on the block belt. i have a sweet tooth but a potty mouth. i have no shame on a dance floor. i can be a music snob, but not above a little kelly clarkson.

My Interests

discovering new music, going to shows, traveling, teaching, movies, art/museaums, pop culture, fresh baked cookies, overpriced beauty products, dropping f bombs, pretending i'm a solid gold dancer, checking out new places, making fun of myself, making more fun of you, preparing for the worst, making the world a better place, picking scabs, singing real bad, dj'ing, killing plants, and cracking myself up for no apparent reason.

I'd like to meet:

i like fun people, the kind that respond with a hearty "GET-OUT!;" "no way!;" or "i can't believe that shit!" while i'm telling a story. if you laugh at my lame jokes, or like to dance, even better.

Music:

bjork, pj harvey, the postal service, the rapture, sleater-kinney, pixies, duran duan, radiohead, the bloc party, pinback, blonde redhead, air, the smiths, belle and sebastion, arcade fire, cat power, daft punk, le tigre, new order, m.i.a., unkle, sufjan stevens, elliot smith, shins, iron and wine, the strokes, yeah yeah yeahs, feist, jackson 5, the cure, kraftwerk, goldfrapp, bebel gilberto, peaches, travis, bowie, coldplay, antartica, fischerspooner, OMD, keane, deathcab, white stripes, dj shadow, chicks on speed, franz ferdinand, JT, jeff buckley, any and all 80's...

Movies:

buffalo 66, welcome to the dollhouse, dancer in the dark, the big lebowski, virgin suicides, e.t., talk to her, garden state, amelie, the royal tannenbaums, high fidelity, lost in translation, flirting with disaster, me vie on rose, school of rock, toxic avenger, boys don't cry, eye of tammy faye, brokeback mountain, valley girl, most woody allen, and all charlie kauffman flicks...

Television:

the office, entourage, six feet under, lost, curb your enthusiasm, conan o'brien, and all cheesey teen dramas.

Books:

white oleander, native son, the color purple, rubyfruit jungle, in the woods, the interpretor of maladies, lord of the flies, anything by laurie notaro, love story, funny in farsi, the authorized biography of keith haring, diet for a new america, the harry potter series, the outsiders, most travel books...

Heroes:

whomever bonnie tyler eventually found.

My Blog

a costco christmas: 12/26/2006

this might only be funny if you know my dad. or me for that matter."A Costco Christmas" Michele after opening a present says: A box cutter? Dad, did I open this by mistake? Is this supposed to be for ...
Posted by Michele Roya on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:32:00 PST

mommy dearest

written: june ?, 2005 edited for myspace: 4/29/06   off and on over the years i have pondered the question...do i want to have children? for the most part, i know i do. other times i don't think ...
Posted by Michele Roya on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:26:00 PST

my right eye: part 1 of a trilogy

originally written: w-th/01/30-31/2002 reedited for myspace: 4/29/06   ok, so here's what happened:   the other day i woke up and discovered a picture frame of mine somehow fell on the ...
Posted by Michele Roya on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:59:00 PST

i love my job

i had a fun crisis call at work the other day...w/a dellusional client...   while surfing porn, my client swears he "recognized my wife's vagina!" he is so paranoid and obsessed with the ide...
Posted by Michele Roya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

miami part 1/my right eye part 3

the right eye strikes again... exactly a week after i plugged up the tear duct in my right eye i noticed that it was beginning to hurt while at work. i figured that it was prob just dry aga...
Posted by Michele Roya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

miami part 2/the jet skiing incident

part 2 of the florida keys/key west report: "the jet skiing incident"   ...sun morning (10/3) brady and dougee were sweet enough to grab the rental car while i slept in...next stop from mia...
Posted by Michele Roya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my right eye: part 2

  another eye saga for your amusement:   i failed to mention that ever since eye injury #1 my eyes have become increasingly dry. sometimes they are so fucking dry they get stuck to m...
Posted by Michele Roya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

9/7/04: who the hell would want my car?

the latest is that my car got stolen while at the bebel gilberto show. i could care less about the car. i'm only mourning (understatement) the huge bag of vintage clothing that was inside th...
Posted by Michele Roya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST