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Vote Jimmy Carter

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About Me

OWWWWWW!!! Wolfman Jack says someone's at the front doooor, baby! Let's see...I spend most of my time working, partying, or playing with my band. Pretty much all three of these involve partying....especially partying. I have a habit for doing stupid stuff for money when I'm drunk. I lost 80 dollars in paper, rock, scissors once. I experiment with making up stories and seeing how far they travel. I can beat you in guitar hero. I live for the beach, but don't get there nearly as often as I'd like. I can's stand emo. ( How many emo singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to cry and one to write a song about the old lightbulb. ) I once fell down a waterfall. I flew a plane. I killed a man............Hear me play drums:OLDSCHOOLMETAL

My Interests

I work hard, I play hard too. If you go out a lot to party, chances are I know you or we've met. I'm not a drunk, though. Scout's honor. I'm not really a scout either.

Aside from the fact that I take nothing seriously in life, I take drums VERY seriously. I've been playing for about 8 years and I've been in a bunch of bands off and on, primarily metal bands. My biggest influences are Tool and Slayer, and I can play basically anything from these two bands, but I want to write original music.

I'm also learning guitar a little. uhhhh......I've acted and led in two plays at Widener, and I'd like to see if I could continue that somewhere else since I'm done school. I got an awesome job at a place called Adminserver (yup, computer dork), but it's cool because it's like a big fraternity. My bosses party more than I do.....which is actually saying something

I like girls too.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is awesome. If we're talking celebrities or idols or whatever, I'd like to meet the band Tool, Rodney Mullen, Larry David, Bruce Campbell. I'd also have to hang out with Conan O'Brien....he's a genius. Surrealistically I'd have to meet with the Goonies and go find treasure and stuff. If we're talking girls, I devote my heart to Gina Gershon......and Kate from Lost. She's Dreeeeeemy...... anyway, if you're not a douchebag or a stalker, IM me at presidentegrande. I'm never on because of douchebags and stalkers though.I'd also like to meet this kid:

Music:

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tool, slayer, pantera, unearth, suicidal tendencies, misfits, faith no more, sepultura, Sinch, Dillenger Escape Plan, God Forbid, Snot, alice in chains, soundgarden, pearl jam, Vandals, a perfect circle, (old) machinehead, goldfinger, fear factory, rancid, nofx, mars volta, and even stuff like marvin gay and some jazz (but not that easy listening crap; more like buddy rich)........and there's way too much more good music to even bother typing any more.

Movies:

I've seen basically every movie ever made. For some reason i found myself buying such things as "masters of the universe." (you know, the one with dolf lungdren). I could try to list all the movies that I'd watch again though (In no particular order, mostly) : the usual suspects, 40 year old virgin, wedding crashers, desperado, pulp fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, resevoir dogs, Jackie Brown, Boondock Saints, nightmare on elm street (all the movies except 2), Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Mars Attacks, Garden State, Happy Gilmore, Better Off Dead, Dumb and Dumber, Napoleon Dynomite, Brain Candy, Big Fish, Fear and Loathing, Half Baked, Supertroopers, Club Dread. I also think I've watched Dirty Work 10 times in the past week.

Television:

LOST is the best show ever. Entourage takes a close second. It's always sunny in philadelphia is awesome Family Guy and Aqua teen hunger force are amazing. I love the Upright Citizens Brigande and Kids in the Hall, and the simpsons are awesome too. Pretty much half of what I watch is cartoons.

Books:

My favorite book is House of Leaves (best book EVER). I also finished The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Fifty Year Sword, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons and Slaughterhouse 5. Actually, wait, i did finish Lord of the Rings too.....there you go. I just finished The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Heroes:

Dan Carrey from Tool, Rodney Mullen, Johnny Depp, Bruce Campbell, and the Hamburgler. Robble Robble.

My Blog

Top Ten reasons Key West rules

So, my work took everyone on a 4 day trip to Key West in Florida.  I think we partied like rockstars.....because goddammit I feel like a trainwreck at the moment. I think I've had more crazy exp...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:40:00 PST

Stanley Cup, Bitches!!!!!!

Wow, this is my first blog in like a year! Anyway, you should all be watching the Flyers because we're definitely going to the frickin Stanley Cup this year.  And all because of my man Carter. ...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:28:00 PST

damn you Salvadorrrr!!!!

yeah, so me and evan wasted about 2 hours of our time going to philly, finding parking, braving the wind.....blah blah blah....and the frickin museum is sold out. when has this ever happened, let alo...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

attack of the coiled rod

yeah, so I was working yesterday, and out of a moment of boredom/stupidity I decided, "hey, let me bend this metal rod and put it in the trash...." why? I dunno. So what happens? It unbends.........
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ode to pabst and tom jones

I'm hungry....and for what??? start the music...(sing to George Thoroughgood) I want pancakes, I want bacon, and i want beer I want pancakes, I want bacon, and i want beer Hey miss waitress co...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

suggested resolutions....

Instead of making resolutions for myself, I'm gonna suggest them to everyone I partied with on the New year. EVAN- Don't swim in the Atlantic in winter unless you want to be cold KARL- Don't run a...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

......the snowman incident

So I pass out at about 3:30 this Thursday....trying to get 4 hours of sleep before my class, and I for some reason wake up at about 4:40. Well, I think I hear something and I look up, and what do I...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

target is simply amazing

I don't know if anyone saw the target commercial for Black Friday shopping, but it led to what will be an awesome prank. You can get different personalities (ie Cheech Marin) to call you with some...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

back from the hospital!

Well I finally figured out what that cough I've had for the past month was....... Let's just say I thought I was going to die on Monday, so I went to the doctor's and got some medicine and bull.&...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Most embarrassing moment???

Well there I was last Friday, minding my own business and walking into my Romanticism class, when the strangest experience happened...... To some people, the most embarrassing thing that could happ...
Posted by Vote Jimmy Carter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST