You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
..
I am a
and proud to admit it. I like metal music and comedy movies.
flicks are sweet as well. The bloodier the better. I love to make
and am rather good at it.
rule.
.. ";
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300, Transformers, Baseketball, Old School, Euro Trip, American Werewolf I&II, SIMPSONS 2007, Boondock Saints, Hellraiser saga, Orgasmo, Debbie Does Dallas, Bat-Man, Dazed & Confused, How High, Korn Who Then Now.
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"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…
...and you finish off as an orgasm."
George Carlin