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Vampalicious

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Mentally confused and prone to wandering... anything else you want to know, you'll have to ask for yourself. What, do I LOOK like I can be summed up in a text box? OH NO! I CANNOT BE BOXED!!!

My Interests

Seriously... If I COULD list all my interests in this itty bitty space, I'd ask to be euthanised immediately...

I'd like to meet:

Midgets... definitely midgets. Maybe throw some carnies in there...

Music:

Give me some new wave... add a little punk rawk... toss in some goth/industrial... almost anything 80's... actually, almost anything at all, now that you mention it. OH!!! SHOWTUNES!!!

Movies:

Absolutely anything Horror and gore (including scary porn... the kind that makes you cringe), Dark comedy, ANYTHING David Lynch... As long as it isn't a chick flick... I'm good to go. Leave the girly love stuff at the door.

Television:

NICKELODEON! Cartoons feed my soul. Oh and anything forensics, especially the ones on twisted serial killers. Cartoons and serial killers... maybe I really CAN be summed up in a little box...*GASP*

Books:

I never learned how to read. But if I HAD learned to read, I'd say anything Neil Gaiman, anything Dr. Seuss, Stephen King, and my absolute favorite... a set of encyclopedias or the dictionary if all else fails.

Heroes:

I am my OWN hero. Pfffft. Idolatry is for CHUMPS! Unless you idolize me. I'll allow that.

My Blog

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE????

LOL,  I find it endlessly amusing and just can't help but comment on this... I have made a concerted effort to use myspace as little as possible and keep my friends list relatively small (in an e...
Posted by Vampalicious on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:16:00 PST

Die in a fire

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever sleep again.  Not the strained, tortured, and much struggled for thing which I laughingly refer to as sleep.  Then again, I can't remember a time when I've kn...
Posted by Vampalicious on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:01:00 PST

Some people are SO rude!

So, I write this completely nice little note to Marshall Mathers and can you believe that the dick didn't write back?  I mean WTF? I thought I was at the top of everyone's priority list.  Sc...
Posted by Vampalicious on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:10:00 PST

Put the crack pipe DOWN!

What in the HELL was that retarded blog about????  No, not the one about my dog smelling like fritos... the other one.  Someone needs to smack some sense into me the next time I decide to po...
Posted by Vampalicious on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:59:00 PST

I don't need no stinking subject...

Can't sleep.... clowns will eat me.  My dog smells like fritos.  I soooo don't want to go to work today.  Someday I'll be independantly wealthy and I won't need to work.  Or I'll b...
Posted by Vampalicious on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:59:00 PST

Is there anybody out there?

The familiarity of the story is so that I could recite it word for word from memory alone.  This is no different than the rest.  It cores me because I was different than the rest.  I th...
Posted by Vampalicious on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:38:00 PST