Seriously... If I COULD list all my interests in this itty bitty space, I'd ask to be euthanised immediately...
Midgets... definitely midgets. Maybe throw some carnies in there...
Give me some new wave... add a little punk rawk... toss in some goth/industrial... almost anything 80's... actually, almost anything at all, now that you mention it. OH!!! SHOWTUNES!!!
Absolutely anything Horror and gore (including scary porn... the kind that makes you cringe), Dark comedy, ANYTHING David Lynch... As long as it isn't a chick flick... I'm good to go. Leave the girly love stuff at the door.
NICKELODEON! Cartoons feed my soul. Oh and anything forensics, especially the ones on twisted serial killers. Cartoons and serial killers... maybe I really CAN be summed up in a little box...*GASP*
I never learned how to read. But if I HAD learned to read, I'd say anything Neil Gaiman, anything Dr. Seuss, Stephen King, and my absolute favorite... a set of encyclopedias or the dictionary if all else fails.
I am my OWN hero. Pfffft. Idolatry is for CHUMPS! Unless you idolize me. I'll allow that.