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You act like I look at this... ever.

MySpace is really fucking gay

About Me

I hate MySpace, just as much as I hate LiveJournal, and Facebook. As a retired e-stalker, let me tell you that establishments such as these are easy-mode for e-stalking, this is weaksauce. I refused to stoop to this level for so long, but because of my long time best friend who apparently forgot how to be social in REAL LIFE, and kept bugging me to get on this bandwagon, I'm doing it as a favor to him. I DO NOT check my messages, I hardly update the page. And I WILL NOT embellish all the stupid blinking shit and flash videos all over the profile. But I will shamelessly promote my website ...

My Interests

Destroying the internet, raping karaoke, being a badass, long walks on the beach, setting things on fire while drunk, being a caring friend, and not putting up with other people's shit. Oh and let's not forget God. He rules.

I'd like to meet:

NO ONE over MySpace, that's for damn sure. The reason I hate this thing is because rather than CALL a friend on the MOTHERFUCKING PHONE LIKE A REAL PERSON, people like to arrange parties and shit over this piece of crap. I hate it because rather than have a MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION FACE TO FACE about what someone's been doing, you can always puss out and write your emo bullshit in the journal, and then your friends can practice their voyeurism and read up on your emo shit, RATHER THAN FUCKING TALK TO YOU FOR REAL. Is this not destroying social lives, or what? If you wanna talk to me, figure out my phone number, or, I will stoop as low as using AIM. If you can figure out my screen name(s). Shouldn't be hard to e-stalk that. Step up, noob.

Music:

Music that you hate. And I love it BECAUSE you hate it. Mostly it's 80s new wave and some modern indie rock thrown in. Pre-requisite: synthesizer.

Movies:

Swingers, Fight Club, Memento, I less-than-three Huckabees, When Harry Met Sally, Wedding Crashers, Super Troopers, Office Space, Half Baked, Harold & Kumar, Napoleon Dynamite, Dodgeball

Television:

Seinfeld, Arrested Development, The Office, AND THAT IS ALL. Otherwise TV reeks of ass.

Books:

"Theology of the Body For Beginners" by Christopher West, "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox. How's that for an odd combination?

Heroes:

Besides myself? Well, there's St. Peter the Apostle, he was pretty badass. St. Paul didn't fuck around either. And Pope John Paul II, that guy was crazy smart. And then uhh... these two guys Neil and Erik are pretty cool.