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About Me

If you know me then don't waste your time with this crap. So, people call me Flip...it's not my birthname, but it was given to me many years ago in a land far away by a Siberian dwarf named Juan Martinez...or was it Nate Jordan? I miss that little girl... Real name is Patrick. Take your pick cause I don't care. I'm originally from Ft. Wayne, IN, but somehow in a whirlwind of military, friends, and blah,blah,blah, I ended up in Tallahassee, but I mostly live in Destin area now....confused yet? Good. What is there to really say about me? For first, I hate trying to explain who I am because it's boring for me. For B, as much as I try, you'd never understand unless you were to just hang out with me, as it is with most people, so you should probably just do that sometime, but I'll give it a shot; you know that guy who's just gone completely sideways? People say that's me, but I don't know. I'm generally a very sarcastic person so try not to take offense to anything I say. If I ever do offend you....sorry, unless I don't like you....then you can just piss off.... I generally party allot, but I'm getting burn't out on doing the same old stuffs at the same old places....Note to self: travel more. Onward! I'm really into witty, stupid, completely random humor. I like meeting cool/different people, who happen to be a little hard to come by in this general region that is the south. Wierd southerners.... This may be an opportune moment for pet peeves: American drivers...especially the florida ones why do 99% of people around here get instantly more retarded when they get behind the wheel? If you are one of these people, I shake my fist at you in great anger. - If you meet any of the following parameters, you need not apply...I most likely can't stand you: super hippie bleeding heart liberals, druggies, factory produced MTV popped collered peoples, Liars...I hate you liars. People who don't think before they open their mouths a majority of the time. Flaky girls. I'll quit there. Moving on --- I like most anything to do with the outdoors that involves a large possibility of me getting seriously injured or dead. Not that I wanna die. Just like some things on the edge. I love the underground music scene. I love things and people that are so adventurous and mentally challenging that they never get old. I'm open to try just about anything at least once. hhhmmm, anything else you wanna know, just ask because I'm done now........over.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Click here to get your own Unique Contact Box - Over 2120 to choose from
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My Interests

Motocross, 5-wheeling, swimming, skydiving, wakeboarding, partyin, rock shows, long walks in short hallways, animal cracker killers, girls who fart uncontrollably....have to think about that one.... trains rides to Hawaii...I don't have time for this crap...

I'd like to meet:

People who radaite enough life to feed a city. People who are ,smart, funny, honest, loyal, dependable, sarcastic, very random, not offended easily, and up for doing more than just bullshitting on Myspace. Seriously, if you aren't up for hang out in real life, try not to waste too much of my time....thanks.... Oh yeah, and Bert Bacharach.Ask A Ninja - Ninja Love

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Music:

ummm.... Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Leprekhanz, Guttermouth, Against All Athourity, Pennywise, Bad Religion, Against Me!, Bane, Subhuman, Oxymoron, NOFX, MXPX, Poison the Well, Thrice, Fear, Madball, Comeback Kid, The Smiths, The Cure, GWAR!!!, Sick of it All, No Use For A Name, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, Ramones, The Clash, Rancid, Descendents, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Operation Ivy, Black Flag, Social Distortion, MC5, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, Buzzcocks, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, The New York Dolls, The Damned, The Misfits, The Cramps, Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers, Dwarves, Gang Green, MDC, DOA, The Mentally Ill, The Dickies, Green Day, Lars Frederiksen & the Bastards, Transplants, AFI, The Offspring, Clit 45, Fugazi, Anti Nowhere League, Dead Milkmen, The Fight, Millencolin, The Aquabats, Against Me, Anti Flag, The Soviettes, The Briggs, Agent Orange, The Gamits, The Yuppie Pricks, Leftover Crack, Nekromantix, Roger Miret & the Disasters, Go Betty Go, Screeching Weasel, Sublime, Tiger Army, Used, Thrice, No Means No, TSOL, Jello Biafra, Riverdales, The Jam, The Melvins, Bane, Walter Lure, H20, Lagwagon, Gogol Bordello, Adverts, Adolescents, The Briefs, F Minus, Mustard Plug, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Madness, Reel Big Fish, The Epoxies, Smoke or Fire, Lawrence Arms, Piebald, X, Phenomenauts, Queers, Reverend Horton Heat, Dash Rip Rock, All, The Casualties, MxPx, The Suicide Machines, The F Ups, Valient Thorr, The Real McKenzies, 7Seconds, The Unseen, Face to Face, Good Riddance, Less Than Jake, Only Crime, The Dollyrots, Catch 22, Choking Victim, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, GBH, Tsunami Bomb, From First to Last, Fenix TX, Agnostic Front, Cock Sparrer, Mad Caddies, Circle Jerks, Goldfinger, GG Allin, The Meatmen, Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Specials, Rufio, Propogandhi, Rise Against, Neil Pollack Invasion, Big D & the Kids Table, Angelic Upstarts, The Germs, Patrik Fitzgerald, Slaughter and the Dogs, Coheed & Cambria, Exploited, Horrorpops, Lagwagon, Lower Class Brats, Stiff Little Fingers, UK Subs, Time Again, GI, Alkaline Trio, Subhumans, Avail, Strung Out...Poop on this...Punk, hardcore, , fun stuff, classical, opera, a rescent taste for cheesy 80s.... stuff. Don't like cuntry and FUCK BLING BLING GANGSTA CRAP ASS RAP!!!! IF THAT MAKES MORE THAN 5% OF WHAT YOU REGULARLY LISTEN TO, PLEASE DISCONTINUE READING AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS PAGE AT THIS POINT....Unless you are a hot girl...I might make an exception or two. East coast rap that actually contains talent and a nonexistance of cash money 50 inche poly-gold chrome rims is ok.

Movies:

...so many... Airplane!, Naked gun...s, pirates of the carribean,hot shots, Shaune of the Dead, The life Aquatic, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...mostly comedies and most of all; random, witty, stupid humor. And yes, you can put those two words in the same sentence.

Television:

Yes...I've got a pretty good size one...I love it and you you should love it also. -that's a period incase you didn't see it.

Books:

Don't really make time to read much. I mostly stick to magazines...hahahahahah!!! I said stick to magazines!! I kill me!!....

Heroes:

My parents, my bro, my closest friends, my comrades in arms who sacrifice so much for the better of our country...good shits, they are.Sick Martial Arts Break Dancing
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My Blog

Fuck You! Volume 2

Ok, last weekend my friend and I go to the gun show and get some ammo then head out to the public range in tallahassee kill some cans fast. On a gun show weekend, the ranges are generally a litt...
Posted by Flip on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

jay leno gets respect from me...

JAY LENO..." HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD" The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?T...
Posted by Flip on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST

Saving Urine Tests!!!

Like a lot of people in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that pay...
Posted by Flip on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:49:00 PST

Nate's most beautiful birthday wishes to me!

I hate you and I hope that someone stabs your left eyeball while you are passed out drunk like a Roofied up 17 year old girl at a Frat Party where all the guys are hung like black porn stars. There wi...
Posted by Flip on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:46:00 PST

Dear Alcohol.....

Dear alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Flip on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

Fuck you! Volume 1

Ok, so last night, once again, my friends and I are walking through a Kens. Kens is a bar in tallahassee that is over-run with faggot frat kids. Not sure why we were there, but anyway, place is packed...
Posted by Flip on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

This is correct.....thanks chris.

Posted by Flip on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:20:00 PST

Hell explained by chemistry

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)?First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell...
Posted by Flip on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST

The Fight: What does it mean and where does it come from? An Essay:

Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive. N...
Posted by Flip on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:14:00 PST

blog disease.

This will be my first blog. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh hhggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great blog if I do say so myself....and I do. Thankyou, that is all.......
Posted by Flip on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 07:12:00 PST