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Custodial Suicide

Tuesdays and Thursdays, Snoop Doggs Got Our Backs.

About Me

Custodial Suicide is the decrepit, malnourished, bastard creation of an elite group of men who practice the custodial arts. This elite group of super human custodians have spawned what they believe to be the solution to the retarded music that plagues our lifes. This solution is Custodial Suicide and with their powers combined not even Captain Planet himself could stop them. However, Custodial Suicide has been plauged with a curse, a curse that destroys the very life force of the men who are the Custodians From Hell. It all started when the original four members, Kid, Tex, Rage, And Bill, were playing for the an unsuspecting crowd of peasants, when all of a sudden a gypsy, old and wise looking, stepped out of the crowd and began to mumble some sort of words of Damnation. Alas she was a record executive sent from the future to place a curse on the Custodians to stop their conquest over the music industry. This curse has killed every member of Custodial Suicide one by one in the most bizarre, eerie, and grusome ways possible. The first to go was Kid. He was sitting backstage when all of a sudden a giant furry panda bear ripped his head clear off for absolutly no reason! The band was devistated, but it only got worse. Next was Tex, he fell from a chair while changing a light bulb and landed on one of his many swords that he had collected. Rage was killed by a drunk homeless donkey in the middle of the street, Bill then just dissapeared from the face of the earth. Some say he fell in love with a fat, sweaty sausage and fled the earth to be with his one true love. After each member died they were replaced and taught the ways of the Custodial arts. The curse has not yet been lifted from our band, however the current line up of Lord Sloar, Mage Axe Zion, Miniter of Rythmical Death, and Sir Duke Mechataur have managed to survive this curse for the past two years and are not going to become victims of this curse of the Damned any time soon, for they have mastered the Custodial arts and are now fighting back, not only against crappy music, but the curse that has haunted Custodial Suicide for thousands of years. Long live the Custodians!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/28/2005
Band Website: N/A
Band Members: guitar/vocals-Lord Sloar guitar/trombone/vocals-Sir Duke Mechataur bass/frontman/vocals-Mage Axe Zion drums/vocals-Minister of Rhythmical Death
Influences: This is all from our own heads. There is no influence over the Custodians From Hell! Why mimic whats already been done, when you can create something completely new and unheard by the ears of man kind?
Sounds Like: well to be honest, no band sounds like us. We are something new and we will hit you with a whirlwind of interesting tempos and time changes. Get ready cause what we are creating is only getting better. We are really bending and stretching the rules here.
Record Label: N/A
Type of Label: None

My Blog

SUICIDIAL RECORDING!!!

Okay folks, no longer will you have to listen to our crappy recording anymore!!! We are going into the studio May 19th and giving you something to actually bump in your cars. We want to thank you for...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

UPDATE

Okay all of you, here goes nothing.  We are almost on the verge of completing the music for our 15 minute rock opera "Thou Shalt Name Thee". I think it is our best material ever, but you will be ...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

UPDATE

Okay all of you, here goes nothing.  We are almost on the verge of completing the music for our 15 minute rock opera "Thou Shalt Name Thee". I think it is our best material ever, but you will be ...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

UPDATE

Okay all of you, here goes nothing.  We are almost on the verge of completing the music for our 15 minute rock opera "Thou Shalt Name Thee". I think it is our best material ever, but you will be ...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

UPDATE

Okay all of you, here goes nothing.  We are almost on the verge of completing the music for our 15 minute rock opera "Thou Shalt Name Thee". I think it is our best material ever, but you will be ...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

UPDATE

Okay all of you, here goes nothing.  We are almost on the verge of completing the music for our 15 minute rock opera "Thou Shalt Name Thee". I think it is our best material ever, but you will be ...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

UPDATE

Okay all of you, here goes nothing.  We are almost on the verge of completing the music for our 15 minute rock opera "Thou Shalt Name Thee". I think it is our best material ever, but you will be ...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:07:00 PST

We love you Snoop

Okay folks, this is the run down. Despite the current arrest of Snoop Dogg we are still planning to keep making music. It will be hard, but I think the Minister, Sloar, Goldenchild and I can do it. W...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

yea

Date - July 27, 2006 Time - 8:15 p.m.Where - CIA Cost - $10.00Address - 11334 Burbank Blvd. North Hollywood, CA 91601, USDirections - 170 N. Hollywood Freeway, exit Burbank left towards Lankershim, c...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:53:00 PST

What? No Lord Sloar

The Mage and his loyal warriors Sir Duke and the Minister shall rain down the power of the almighty Gods of Custodial Suicide upon all those who would step into the path of the destined 4.  Stay ...
Posted by Custodial Suicide on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:29:00 PST