I'm the singer/songwriter/creator of Musica Obscura (myspace.com/musicaobscura). I make music because I don't like most music, and I just need something to play in my car.
My name use to be "Mike". Now it's "Miek". because my right and left hands are out of sync when I type.
I have OCD. I have OCD. I have OCD. People think they know exactly what OCD is and they're wrong. Not all of us have to lock a door 6 times. Those people are fucking nuts.
One time, I almost broke my ass trying to click my heels mid air. At the time, I was surrounded by girls in leotards.
I am not egotistical. I am just my own personal cheerleader.
There was a period of time where I had to have a toothbrush with me while driving because I would suddenly get the urge to brush almost every time I drove.
I think I'm fucking awesome and I will remind you of that on occasion. You will laugh because you think I'm just being silly, but I'm not. I'm totally serious. I really am fucking awesome and I like the stuff I do.I believe in love but I don't think it believes in me.
In my head, I am a fucking superhero. No, fuck that. In real life I am a fucking superhero.
I figure shit out.
I've just started to animate lately. This is some of what I'm working on.
I think black and pink is a wicked rad color combination. There really is such a thing as a 1/3 life crisis.
My current favorite words and phrases are: "Word", "Rad", "Douchebag", "You shut the hell up", and "Fuck". "Fuck" has to be my most consistently used word. I love it. It's my absolute favorite. Mike Patton is my hero, but I think he's a total asshole.
I need more fun in my life that isn't music or film related because those things are super stressful and my doctor says all this shit will actually kill me if I don't do some relaxing and have some fun doing something nonproductive or unproductive if you prefer. I told him to bite me, but he was probably right. Stupid doctors.
People with no ambition or direction freak me out. I just don't get them. It's one of those things where I fear what I don't understand.
People shouldn't pun. It isn't very attractive and it stains shirts.
I live in a black room with no windows.
I'm not kidding... my home is really a black room with no windows. It wasn't just some metaphoric emo shit to say.
I spell like a 14 year old, but I totally used spell check on this ridiculously long "about me".
It isn't okay to make up names for your food if you are a fast food chain. No more putting "Mc", "Del", or "Sonic" at the beginning of everything. No more "fudd fries". No more "nachos bell grande". It's fucking lame and isn't at all cute. Just call it "Hamburger" or "French Fries" and then go fuck yourselves.
Taco stands have "Super Nachos". They are totally super. I agree with them. However, there is no such menu item that is just "Nachos" or "Mediocre Nachos". Nope. Instead... it's called "Chips and Cheese". This pretty much just makes the "Super Nachos" much less super.
Star Wars Episode 1 was a piece of shit. Episode 2 was much better but still kinda crap. It did, however make episode 1 make more sense and made it a little better overall. Episode 3 came out and was actually really fucking good and magically made both episode 1 AND 2 better... but it didn't help the fact that George Lucas should stop making movies now, and should have the shit slapped out of him for various reasons.I'm mostly a complete smartass which keeps me entertained. Unfortunately, no one ever thinks I'm serious unless I seem mad. It especially sucks when I'm trying to compliment someone. And to make it worse, when I try to sound compeltely serious, I end up wording it wrong and offend the person. It's like the boy who cried wolf except I'm all man, baby.
I don't like robots that sing and move. Singing and dancing robot bears, santas, fish, cats, dogs, cactus... whatever... they can all go to hell. Even less likable is when they are huge and are on a stage where pizza is served to large groups of really fucking loud children that smell like poop.
I love kids.
There is absolutely no good reason that fuddruckers gives you the option of eating a one pound hamburger. That is fucked up, because there are people that will do it just because there is the option to do so. Those people will die in like 30 days. What a bunch of Ruddfuckers.
People that say they are a teenager trapped in an adult's body are fucking annoying, because teenagers are fucking annoying. People who say they are a kid at heart will probably die of a heart attack at a young age just for the sake of sweet irony.
Irony is one of my favorite things.
Life is very boring with no akward moments. That's why I try to make people as uncomfortable as possible at all times.
The best friend I ever had hates my fucking guts. You sure you want to be my friend?
It turns out "Akward" is actually spelled "Awkward". For some reason spell check missed it, which makes me question this whole damned world.
If I could eat sushi every single day, I would.
I can't for the life of me understand why anyone thought "Hustle and Flow" was a good movie. Watching it made me want to jab myself in the eye with a gerbil.
I never had a gerbil. They make their general surroundings smell like dirty gerbil.
Everything and everyone... all temporary.
I tend to like the wrong girls (ie evil ones, crazy crazy ones, in love with someone in a different state ones, or other types of ones), so I avoid the whole subject altogether.
The root of all evil is not TV, money, drugs, women, men, THE MAN, religion, or anything of the like.......... Nope Not at all.........
It's Sting's solo career.
I don't play well with others.
My ultimate goal is simple: Happiness. I'm finding it hiding in little corners everywhere. It's beautiful. Oh yeah, and world domination. You will bow before me, Jor-el.
Id like to meet:
Me at 28.
People who want to help me build my musical empire (cue the star wars empire march music).
"The man"... I'd like to kick his ass really, really fuckin' hard.
