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But They're All Gonna Choke Me

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About Me

The name's Austin. But some people may know me as the fantastic Mike Jones....or Mike......or Michael Austin. Okay, so I'm a freshman at South High, but I know many people in the "upper rankings" of the school, some at "other schools" and some people from "colleges", so I've got a huge crew that could probably kick yours any day. But, if you want to talk to me, I'll talk to pretty much anyone, and probably won't bore you...you never know, you'd have to start talking to me. Oh, and if anyone ever wants to come jam with me, or have a guitar duel, give me a jingle, and we'll talk....because all I ever really do is play guitar with my brother Brandon on the drums, and sometimes Pajda jumps in on the gaytar as well. Other than that, those two skate and I try to go along with them. So, yeah I guess you can just run around in my little amusement park of a profile, or you can actually talk to me in real-time!! If I'm on, that is.Or go look on Facebook for me..that way, you'll have 2 ways to converse with me. And maybe I'll ask how your mom is, and we'll just spitball it from there.
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Influences:: The Used, Green Day, Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, White Stripes, Three Days Grace, The Almost, The Who, The Clash, Rancid, Good Charlotte, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Ramones, Queens Of The Stone Age, Lostprophets, Sum 41, Paramore, Muse, more later?
Style:: Punk/Rock/Alternative
Acoustic or Electric:: Electric
FAVORITES
Brand of acoustic:: Ibanez
Brand of electric:: Gibson
String:: E?
Chord:: Power Chords?
Song(s) to play:: Any song from the "Influences", or some random song I like.
Pick (If you use them):: Dunlop Tortex (Green)
YOURS
Main guitar:: an Epiphone Les Paul Ultra! Yeah, it's the real deal
Backup guitar:: my old Ibanez
Amp:: an Ibanez, and Crate
CAN YOU...
Play bar chords:: yes
Tune without using an electric tuner or pitch pipe:: ....yes
Play "Stairway To Heaven":: ...no, way too long
Change your own strings:: yes
Play any other instruments:: yes
Sing and play at the same time (Unlike me):: ....rythm vocals?
Play "Purple Haze":: Yes
Read tabs:: what idiot couldn't?
Read music:: yes
OPINIONS
Best guitar:: Gibson Les Paul (any of them)
Best guitarist:: ....Van Halen, or Synester Gates.
Most influencial guitarist:: I'm making it "guitarists"...Billie Joe Armstrong, Ray Toro, Frank Iero, Ben Turner, Chris Herrin, Quinn Allman, Benji (the guy from Good Charllotte), Jack White, Johhny Ramone, Fred Mascherino, Joe Strummer, Pete Townshend, yeah, that's about it.
DO/DID/CAN YOU...
Take lessons:: yes
Teach someone else:: yes
Play songs over and over again when you first learn them:: heck yeah!!!!
Improvise:: Love doing that
Solo/improvise for hours when given a backround beat and/or bass line:: I wouldn't say solo, but I could try.
Front a band:: I doubt it.
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My Interests

Guitar, music, video games, friends, hanging out and doing random stuff, airsoft, paintball, skateboarding, also watching TV whenever.

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Which guitar are you

Gibson SG
You are a Gibson SG. Guitar of AC/DC's Angus young who kicks major ass. What else needs to be said?

Billie Joe Armstrong, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, Jade Puget, Synyster Gates, Tre Cool, Mike Dirnt, Frank Iero, Ray Toro, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Bert McCraken, Quinn Allman, Jeph Howard, Dan Whitesides, any other fellow musician, or any famous musician really. Or I think they're REALLY cool

Music:

Green Day, Switchfoot, All-American Rejects, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Journey, Queen, AC/DC, Yellowcard, Garth Brooks, Tim Mcgraw, AFI, The Doors, H.I.M., Wolfmother, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Franz Ferdinad, Led Zeppelin, My Chemical Romance, Van Halen, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Nirvana, Slipknot, Saosin, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, 30 Seconds To Mars, Dane Cook, KoRn, the Ramones, The Used, Lostprophets, MUSE, yeah

Movies:

Talladega Nights, Alien versus Predator, Predator, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Spaceballs, all of the Star Wars movies, any Will Ferrel movie really. Ace Ventura, Pirates of the Carribbean (all of them), Happy Gilmore, Anchorman, Jackass 1 and 2, The Ringer, The Red vs. Blue series, and all of the Scary Movies...and a whole bunch of other ones. Too much for me to remember. Or ask me if you're that curious.

Television:

VH1, Fuse, MTV, MTV2, Comedy Central, and Spike

Books:

Music books, Bible, sheet music. Yeah. Oh, and that really big PUNK book, and any book they have out on my favorite bands.

Heroes:

You

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You are American Idiot
You can sit down and think about your problems, and form logical solutions. If it takes rebelling against the nation or even just your parents, then so be it. Stick to your views and beliefs and let people know who's boss!
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