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About Me


im austin.
    i am one of the oddest mother fuckers you will ever come into contact with. i'm a gamer. gaming is my life, it's what i do. there are few people i consider friends. the few i have mean the world to me. music = life. i keep it in my ears as much, as often, and as loud as possible. to say i am shy, is to say the atlantic ocean is damp. only when i am comfortable will you get the unfiltered me. i wish to, one day, obtain one of those girlfriend things that i've heard so much about. i feel as though my life is lacking something significant and i believe someone is that something. there are few that are more 'down-to-earth' than i am. i will be your best friend if you let me. my computer dominates more of my time than what is healthy for me. my mind is numb and desensitized beyond belief. there is very little you can say that will shock me and nothing you can say that will offend me. bring it! i have been informed that i am not fat, but i am indeed out of shape. so what? sleep is something i enjoy but do not indulge in quite as much as i should. edit: now that i've come to terms with some... unsettling times, sleep come swiftly and lasts long. =) my piece of shit ford escort cannot handle my driving habbits or abilities. however, i will be remedying that a.s.a.p. mountain dew = bawls you even though i was raised in florida, this is definitely not my state. im staying, fuck off. i get up at noon and dont sleep until early morning. thats how i roll. money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps along the way. money isn't everything but i'd like to see you live without it. i am a /b/tard but i do frequent /s/ and /e/ from time to time. adult swim is one of very few things worth watching on television. reality t.v. can suck my fucking dick. my eyes are the bluest of all the blues. type the hexadecimal code for my eye color into photoshop, youre monitor would become a black hole and life as you know it, would end. yep. cold weather is my favorite, the colder the better. however, warmer weather is lovely when i am dressed accordingly. i do not speak as well as i type. this is scholar shit compared to what comes out of my mouth. ask anyone. you are not your bank account. you are not the clothes you wear. you are not the contents of you wallet. you are not your bowel cancer. you are not your grande latte. you are not the car you drive. you are not your fucking khakis. YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Music:



10 Years
12 Stones
30 Seconds to Mars
311
50 Cent
Academy is, The
Adema
Alkaline Trio
All-American Rejects, The
Allele
Amber Pacific
Anchors for Reality
AnyBody Killa
A Perfect Circle
Atreyu
Audioslave
Audition, The
Avril Lavigne
Blaze
Bonnie Pink
Bowling for Soup
Brand New
Breaking Benjamin
Buckcherry
Bullet For My Valentine
Butthole Surfers
Callous
Cartel
Chiodos
cKy
Coheed and Cambria
Cold
Creed
Crossfade
Dark Lotus
Darude
Dead Poetic
DeadStar Assembly
Disturbed
DMX
Dogfight
Dope
Dr. Dre
Drowning Pool
Dry Kill Logic
Eagle Eye Cherry
Edgewater
Element Eighty
Eminem
Evanescence
Everlast
Fall Out Boy
Fear Factory
Finch
Finntroll
Flaw
From Autumn to Ashes
Fuel
Godsmack
Gorillaz
Gym Class Heroes
Hardstyle Guru
Hawthorne Heights
Hed PE
Hellogoodbye
Hinder
Holiday Parade
Hollywood Undead
Hoobastank
Hot Rod Circuit
Ill Nino
Incubus
In Flames
Insane Clown Posse
It Dies Today
John Mayor
Keith Urban
Kill Hannah
Killswitch Engage
Korn
Kotoko
KottonMouth Kings
Lacuna Coil
Lifehouse
Lil' Jon
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Live
Lords of Acid
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
Mile After, The
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mudvayne
My Chemical Romance
Nelly
N.E.R.D.
New Found Glory
Nickelback
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
October Fall
Offspring, The
Orgy
Outkast
Panic! At the Disco
Pantera
Papa Roach
P.O.D.
Powerman 5000
Prodigy
Puddle of Mudd
Ra
Radford
Rammstein
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Revelation Theory
Revis
Rihanna
Rise Against
Rob Zombie
Saliva
Seether
Sevendust
Shinedown
Sick Puppies
Simple Plan
Skillet
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Smile Empty Soul
Snoop Dogg
Soil
Stabbing Westward
Staind
Static X
Stone Sour
Story of the Year
Strata
Submersed
Sugarcult
Suicide Commando
Sum 41
Sundayveil
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
Taproot
Thousand Foot Krutch
Three Days Grace
Three Doors Down
Tool
Trace of Day
Trapt
Trust Company
Twiztid
Used, The
Vertical Horizon
Weezer
Wreckers, The
Yellow Card

My Blog

idk my bff amazing bubble?

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Posted by life. on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:53:00 PST

huntards.

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Posted by life. on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:10:00 PST

505 billion dollars.

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Posted by life. on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

im gonna fuck you..... softly

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Posted by life. on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:10:00 PST

LOL JON

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Posted by life. on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

/s/

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Posted by life. on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:34:00 PST

GOOD MORNING

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Posted by life. on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:20:00 PST

IF THE GIRL WANTS PEARLS GIVE ER SOME PEARLS

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Posted by life. on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:30:00 PST

DROP THE HAMMER KEVIN

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Posted by life. on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST

left handed wiping

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Posted by life. on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:10:00 PST