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1-a.t-7 Satan's Assassin

I LOVE CAT'S THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

About Me

I am half English, half goat and three quarters squirrel! I look like Dave(The Devil)He's got bigger horns than me but mine are still pretty big!I actually work for Dave(The Devil) I am his personnal hitman, hence the name Satan's Assassin! Basically I do all of his dirty work for him, but he's a great bloke to work for.We have a right laugh when we're torturing people together. He sometimes let's me call him Luke which is short for Lucifer, Lucifer being his middle name and Smith his surname, Dave Lucifer Smith, just incase any of you were wondering what The Devil's real name was!(The Devil and Satan, now I've no idea why people call him any of those names, beats the shit out of me!)
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My Interests

Slaughtering people on sunday, Sacraficing virgins on monday afternoon, doing a bit of hoovering for Dave(The Devil) on tuesday mornings and the rest of the week I mainly surf the net for pictures of women in stockings and suspenders!

I'd like to meet:

The Undertaker,'cause he's a legendary deadman just like myself, and I think he knows The Grim Reaper, but so do Bill and Ted! Eazy-E, the greatest Hip-Hop master mind of all time! Everlast, Dannyboy and Lethal Cause the H.O.P were the greatest (Ya'll muthafuckaz better get ready 4 LA COKA NOSTRA!!!) Christina Aguilera, for reasons I'm sure you can figure out for yourself(dirty little Bitch!) DMX,'cause he's the man, well he's not 'cause I am but he nearly is! Stacy Keibler 'cause I'd love those looooonnnggg legs wrapped around my face, mmmmmmmmmmm! Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 75% The Flash 70% Iron Man 70% Robin 45% Catwoman 45% Supergirl 40% Green Lantern 40% Superman 35% Spider-Man 35% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 25% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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Music:

Mainly old school Hip-Hop (House of Pain, Naughty by Nature, Eazy-E and NWA, The Fu-Shnickens, 2nd II None, 2 Live Crew)but tend to listen to anything that sounds good these days.Don't really like Death Metal 'cause all they do is bang on about Satan and killing people and that's not my bag baby!

Movies:

Predator and predatorII are the best films ever made! but I also watch alot of other films, Dumb and Dumbers one of my favourites, although Dave(The Devil)doesn't like me watching comedies!

Television:

The Golden Girls, Monarch of the Glen, Eurotrash, any scary shit like that really!

Books:

The Satanic verses is great! Waaaaayy better than the Bible! ARTWORK BY 1-a.t-7.

Heroes:

Dave Lucifer Smith, The Undertaker, Eazy-E, and DMX. target="_blank"....