MySpace is Retarded

I am a MySpace subscriber. Sometimes I will put my picture up where I am looking away with a serious look on my face so that people will know how deep and thoughtful I am. Subconciously, I really hope that people notice my emo haircut. I had to wait at supercuts for an hour and drop $19.99 on it, but it was worth it. Sometimes I will put a cowboy hat on for my pic so that people will know that I like to party. My fraternity brothers call me Frank the Tank. I like to put my lame ass poetry on my MySpace page. I have my page decorated in such a way as to reflect my personality. I spent a lot of time on it and I think that it really shows how unique I am. I am not like any body else on MySpace. I am so glad that I am a liberal. Being a liberal means that I am smarter than Republicans... or conservatives, I'm not sure which. I watch CNN a lot and have learned that Democrats are the cool people in our government. Republicans are way nerdy. I can't name anyone on the supreme court, or in the White House administration, but I know that Bush and Cheney are horrible people. I can't explain why, but Bush is the worst president we have ever had. It makes me feel good to hate Bush. I think that a Democrat would be more likely to have a cool emo haircut like mine. I spent $500.00 on my cell phone. You can tell a lot about my personality by looking at my cell phone. I like to check out MySpace on my cell phone. The Black Eye Peas are so cool. When my cell phone rings it plays Black Eye Peas. I have different rings for each of my friends. I pick the ring based on each friend's personality. When you come to my MySpace page, you will hear my favorite indy punk band. I don't listen to main stream music as a protest to corporate America. Most bands are sell outs. I feel good about having good taste in music. You can tell I am unique and smart because I only listen to obscure garage bands that you have never heard of. Aeropostale is so cool. My girlfriend has Prada bags, she spent $800 dollars on one of them. I don't think she's trying to overcompensate for her insecurities. It's just that if you want to be important you need a prada bag. I was in the college Republicans. They taught me things like believe in Jesus or GO TO HELL! I also learned that you only had to tell people that, because what you do behind doors is your business. I think that third party politics are stupid. We already have two, why should we want to have to keep up with a whole other party? I get GOP emails on my bad-ass $500.00 phone. I don't read them, but when I get one my phone makes a noise, I look at my phone and whoever I am with asks me what that noise was. I tell them that it was my GOP email update. They think I am "smart" and "involved." They are impressed.