Who pays the piper? I'm gonna make a mint. |
Yes, my slightly indented finger printed myspace friends, I have created for myself a one in a life-time opportunity. I can't mention any names but here is the story so far. A month ago I bought a CD ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:04:00 GMT |
My new car |
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Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:09:00 GMT |
There is a bug going 'round. |
No decent winter pajamas anywhere! I've looked and looked - it appears that everybody these days are wearing singlet tops and tracksuits pants to bed. Never would I be seen dead wearing a gym outfit w...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:04:00 GMT |
First Online Date (almost) |
I only got to the telephone with this woman who I had been chatting amiably via myspace, well I didn't think anything of it because I am interested in a special girl, but I stupidly gave her my phone ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 19:59:00 GMT |
Why I'm special |
I ran from my loungeroom, ran down stairs to the rumpus room, up the back stairs through the open plan kitchen, up the stairs to the second bathroom, 'round the spa, out to the balcony, back through t...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 21:21:00 GMT |
Ticket Inspector |
I got a ticket today. I parked my car outside of my house. I looked through the window and saw a man in some sort of uniform, acting as if he were now Hitler. I went out to confront him. He was not ha...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:27:00 GMT |
STRAY CATS |
Today I had an interview with a bank for the position of Security Compliance Manager, i told them i'd implement a perfect team strategy that all staff below me would follow, and that if they wanted 'c...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:40:00 GMT |
