Andrew

Its funny how when I finally after months of procrastination decide to drag my self the three feet from the couch to the desk and finally start to place words on paper, that I discover a myriad of previously once unnoticed items that need cleaning up or putting out of the way, a royal and grand ruse of distraction that inevitably ends up causing me not to write at all but rather flick the television back on and see what other interesting tidbit is on. If it were up to me all tv’s should be blown up and the whole notion disbanded all together, and no its not because I hate the mindless advertising or the endless dramas rather I dislike the endless doco’s and travel programmes that make you feel like you have seen the world and when you eventually decide what the hell and go there anyway you discover that It is completely unlike what’s been portrayed to you in the first place and that you should have done this years ago, oh my what a royal waste of time it had been sitting in front of that box. Which brings me back to my first point of the suddenly noticing things that where there all along and only making them relevant when you actually have to do some work, my partner was right when she said that laziness rather than necessity is the mother of invention, if we can find an easier way of doing something that involves less work on our part we will bust our butts off trying to come up with simpler ways of doing things that we could have just done in the first place. Some examples of this throughout history are as follows Why walk when you can use a horse to carry you…Well this is good but this horse makes my butt sore now how do I attach a chair to this so I can do long distances in comfort? Hmm the wheel seems like a good idea will make the ride a little less bumpy and so on. Here’s another hmm If one arrow can kill one person then theoretically many sharp bits will kill lots and just to be on the safe side we will make them go further and go bang..ok so there you go a little insight into my madness and me, well who am I to the outside world? Artist, writer, photographer? Well all of the above, and a whole lot more.img src="http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i184/fwlimages/fwlbut tonlatest.gif" border="0" alt