OCTOBER_advices |
Q: When I raise my arms in a certain way, my lip twiches. What's up with that?A: Listen, I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of your stupid questions. I do this every day. You're not going to listen to ...
Posted by Skyhead on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:57:00 PST |
ADVICES: MON SEPT 11 2006 |
Q: My boyfriend sticks his penis in my butt sometimes. What happens if he comes?KRUMMY BUNSDillborn,MISKYHEAD.org: This is how evil is made. Evil that you could never fathom. Out of your ass.Q: I have...
Posted by Skyhead on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:33:00 PST |
Response to Zoo Nudist's Question |
Dear Skyhead, I currently weigh 118lbs but want to be Nicole Richie size. My boyfriend forces me to eat because he thinks I'm "anorexic", How do I take the weight off (20 lbs) so that I can be skinnie...
Posted by Skyhead on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST |
BABIES |
When someone tells me they're thinking about getting a dog or a career or an educatiion, I always advise them to first try having a baby. Babies don't have to be walked twice a day, and they are much ...
Posted by Skyhead on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST |
Booty Popping...From an expert |
1. must have fabulous booty
2. learn to flex each ass muscle seperatly ( i practiced in front of the mirror and on the floor)
3. start slow , then as you feel more comfortable with your booty you may ...
Posted by Skyhead on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:11:00 PST |
I Love Cheese |
IF YOU NEED TO BUY A ROBOT TO GO OUT AND FIND YOU FRIENDS ON THE INTERNETYOU ARE A FUCKING PATHEDIC LOSER AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.not even your robot slave....
Posted by Skyhead on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST |
