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Montgomery Scott

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About Me

AKA:Uncle Bill, Count Slackula, Guillermo, Loki, CoCo, Russell Nash and too many more to mention ...Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since...I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain....You can rent my biopic - "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou". Oh yeah, Go YANKEES!!!...I'm ready to beam up Mr.Scott real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools

How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace profile editor .

My Interests

Music, Art, SciFi, Travel and various adult materials in all forms

I'd like to meet:

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!





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Music:

Just about everything..."Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music, Any old way you choose it. It's got a back beat, you can't lose it, Any old time you use it. It's gotta be rock and roll music, If you wanna dance with me."

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Blade Runner, Blazing saddles, The Magnificent Seven, The Day Earth Stood Still, The Big Lebowski, To Kill a Mockingbird, M*A*S*H, Highlander, George Lucas and Wes Anderson films, etc etc etc...

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, the Venture Brothers, House, Doctor Who...

Books:

Anansi Boys, Make Love!*...*The Bruce Campbell way, American Gods, Good Omens, anything by Philip K Dick and Edgar Allan Poe, Make Mine Marvel

Heroes:

Clint "Mother Fuckin" Eastwood!!!, Spartacus, Butch and Sundance, Kirk and Spock, MLK and Malcolm X, Dave Chappelle, Snoop Dogg, Regis Philbin, Travelers

My Blog

Damn Knighthood Addiction

http://www.trueventures.com/news/2008/01/29/knighthood-is-hi ghly-addictivedamn damn damn...
Posted by Montgomery Scott on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:27:00 PST

help

Help I'm being flogged http://apps.facebook.com/knighthood/LordView.aspx?lordid=794 269555&register-liege=794269555...
Posted by Montgomery Scott on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST

Only news fit to print

watch for it!
Posted by Montgomery Scott on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:07:00 PST

I am Ninja

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Posted by Montgomery Scott on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST

Adult entertainment_Ava Devine

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Posted by Montgomery Scott on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:27:00 PST

Flight

Check out RateItAll...
Posted by Montgomery Scott on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:18:00 PST

Music Video’s have returned to TV...at last

the tube music network - try and find it in your areahttp://www.thetubetv.com/
Posted by Montgomery Scott on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PST

Michael Vick gets interrogated by McGruff the Crime Dog

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2887922
Posted by Montgomery Scott on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

Doing it wrong

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Posted by Montgomery Scott on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

Live Earth

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Posted by Montgomery Scott on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST