I am, the Deep Purple Raptor, Son of the Esquilax.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP (pig squeel)
Now on to bidness
Dragonforce (noun); gay and/or homoerotic power metal
Got their name from a video game
For nerds who play Dungeons and Dragons
They would pretty much write a song about anything remotely cheesy or epic... I took a pretty epic shit the other day, they could write about that.
and they pretty much would if an executive producer told them to, they're the biggest sell out since Metallica, dont get me wrong, the first three albums were good, but Dragonforce has always sucked.
Scenester mallcore fagmoes have latched onto their teat fearing for their lives if they let go.
All they do is focus on the guitar solos and not the song structure. So they basically jack off the guitar and label it a song.
So all in all, gay cheesy mall power metal with a guitarist that shows off ALL THE TIME.
the guitarists skills are an illusion that was created by computer generated noises and editing, this is pretty obvious, a person with at least 20 brain cells could figure that out, i guess their fans have less then 3 year old baby with dementia and downs syndrome.If I had to listen to Dragonforce for more than five minutes I would lose all control of my bodily functions
So kids stop listening to Dragonforce, it lowers your sperm count.
World hunger is a direct result of Dragonforce.
Dragonforce is the root of all evil and homosexuality in the universe, aside from misquitoes....Pizza Hut gives me the hot poops.
