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-LARENZO- (Has Tix for Masque II on sale)

GO STEELERS!!!!!

About Me

I'm Larry I'm 24,I think nice guys finish last. I'm into Drinking til I Vomit.I am currently obsessed with OPETH. Chicks hate me. I don't go looking for trouble,trouble finds me. I'm kind of an asshole,But a lovable one. Apparently I'm pretty funny. I'm nice to the people I honestly like. I like to meet new people as long as they aren't fucking stupid. I do voices,alot of voices. I'll talk shit on people to their face,and laugh when they don't do a fucking thing about it.I think Freddy Cricien is a lyrical genius. Unlike most people I stand up for what I believe in. I get overlooked by females because I don't have piercings and shit,and I don't follow mindless trends or dress like a faggot. I'm not willing to make changes for anyone unless I'm hurting someone I care about. I'm a litte shy I guess. Gimme a few shots of Crown and that changes quick. I hate people that talk shit behind my back. People that don't say shit to my face,are just scared of getting knocked out. I may offend some,But I don't care. I have very few regrets. I'm all about Fighting for my friends. I stick by my real friends,I know who's real and who ain't. I'm trying to find my purpose on this earth. I almost died twice. I hate scene kids. Emo is Whack if you didn't know. Cutting yourself and crying about spilled milk is not cool. Next time you cut yourself cut your throat so I don't gotta hear you whine anymore. I hate suburban white kids that think they're from the hood. I don't back down,even if I'm outmatched. I'm not a very big guy,but I can hold my own.Anything else you wanna know just ask.I have AIM,My sn is larryddt.

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My Interests


.. THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS,HALO (the story and the games)THE MOST MIGHTY MARIJUANA PLANT,Concerts(Ones that most would fear for thier safety at)Shooting big Fuck Off Assault Rifles,The DDT,Hoodies,OPETH,Not Lying,Good Hygene,Shots,WING NIGHT!,Beligerance,Fisticuffs,Meeting new people,Offending new people,Not taking myself too seriously,Crashing Parties,Drinking People under the Table,Free Beer,Hugging Puppies,THE OAKDALE INN,Stand up comedy,THE SETTLE INN,Making fun of Dumb People,Crown Royal,White Wine,Red Wine,Breakin Balls,Bong Hits,FUCKING BONG HITS,Doing Voice Impressions,Swimming,Random Snowball Fights,Broads,The Pittsburgh Accent,Pittsburghese,NFL FOOTBALL,Breakdowns,Gang Vocals,2 Step parts,Pile-ons Spinkicks and windmills,Jumpin off stages onto peoples heads,Accidental knockouts at shows,New York Hardcore,Pennsylvania Hardcore epsecially Pittsburgh Beatdown Style,Black Metal,Progressive Metal,Energy Drinks,Imported Beers ,Greek and Norse Mythology,Thunderstorms,Mixed Martial Arts,Video Games,American History,Beer Pong(Currently Retired),Asshole,Anime,Firearms,Medieval Warfare,True Friends,Movie Scores,Chainsmoking Marlboros,Mario Kart,Super Smash Brothers,Metroid,..............

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that owns Assault Rifles,and will let me shoot them.Sir Ian Mckellan,David Draiman so I could punch him in the throat. The guys from Broken Lizard. Simon Pegg,Megan Fox,George Romero,George Carlin,Bill Nighy,The guys from Bungie,Anyone that's cool,down to earth and can drink as much Yuengling as I can,And anyone who likes Full Blown Chaos. If you don't you're a fuckin Pussy. No Betrayers. No Serpent-Tongued Cunts(I managed to weed them all out of my life,And don't want any more comin in). No users,No Junkies,and No one who is only out for themself........

Music:

Metal: Pantera,Down,Opeth,Dimmu Borgir,Immortal,In Flames,Winds of Plague,As Blood Runs Black,Dragonforce,Strapping Young Lad(Anything by Devin Townsend is usually Golden),Victims of Contagion,Kingdom of Sorrow,Parkway Drive,Judas Priest,Skinless,Dying Fetus,Crowbar,Slayer,Borknagar,Unearth,Killswitch Engage,Bleeding Through,Chimaira,Candiria,The Dillinger Escape Plan,Shadows Fall(Before they sold out),Lamb of God and such. HARDCORE: Madball,Full Blown Chaos,Agnostic Front,100 Demons,Terror,End of Humanity,Stout,EnemyMind,Sworn Enemy,Since The Flood,Icepick,Years Spent Cold,Hatebreed,Built Upon Frustration,No Retreat,Walls of Jericho,Unit 731,Line of Scrimmage,CDC,Merauder,Biohazard,36 Deadly Fists,Integrity,Ringworm,25 Ta Life,Vietnom,Bulldoze,Donnybrook!,Death Before Dishonor,Ramallah,Blood for Blood,Fatality,Earth Crisis,First Blood,Buried Alive,Death Threat,Remembering Never,Shattered Realm,Subzero,Hoods,Throwdown(OLD),Everybody Gets Hurt,Billy Club Sandwich,etc.etc. HIP-HOP: Wu-Tang Clan,Jedi Mind Tricks,Old School Gangsta Rap,Eazy-E,B.I.G.,Freddy Madball and DJ Stress,Dre,Snoop,Ice Cube,NWA, ETC ETC

Movies:

Transformers,Snatch,Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells,Running Scared,HARRY POTTER Series,Boston Beatdown,L4yerc4ke,Hot Fuzz,Apocolypse Now,The Last Samurai,300,TMNT,Resident Evil,Scarface,Borat,Get Rich or Die Tryin.GoodFellas,Texas Chainsaw Massacre(all of them except 4)Friday the 13th,THe Hills Have Eyes,Full Metal Jacket,Platoon,Beerfest,X-MEN,Spiderman,Fantastic Four,Night of The Living Dead,Dawn Of The Dead,Cheech and Chong Movies,Napoleon Dynamite,Star Wars,Lord Of The Rings,MeanMachine,Saw,Pirates of the Carribean,Belly,Shaun of The Dead,ETC ETC ETC

Television:

I dont like television too much. It's almost like mind control. Here is what I like.Dragonball Z/GT,Metalocalypse,The SOPRANOS,ATHF,Family Guy,Futureweapons,Futurama,Boondocks,WWII Documentaries DiscoveryChannel,Animal Planet,Jackass,Lock-Up

Books:

Halo: The Fall Of Reach,Halo:First Strike,Halo:Ghosts of Onyx.

Heroes:

JEROME BETTIS,My Grandma, and Myself(for surviving all this Bullshit for almost 25 years) .. MICHEAL "HAPPY" SIMMONS 1982-2007. A great Son,Brother,Nephew,Cousin,and Friend. Lost to someone else's fucking neglegance,and utter stupidity. I will NEVER forget you,and I will NEVER forgive her. I miss you so much. I never thought I could hate someone I never met but it's possible. I SWEAR WE WILL MEET AGAIN!