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Annointed Olive Gardener

And then she tellsh me - she's through.

About Me

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I think professional whistler/kazooist would be the greatest life's work. Since I have doubts about achieving it, I pretty much whistle all the time at work and pretend.

My Interests

Finding some purpose to waking up, and then justifying how my days are worth the sleep I take at the end of them. (coloured by moi)

I'd like to meet:

More People Like This:

Music:

Lots of stuff! Grandaddy, Radiohead, the Unicorns, Blonde Redhead, The Postal Service, Modest Mouse, Of Montreal, Muse, The Cars, Belle and Sebastion, Ween, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Mirah, Junior Senior, Stereolab, Atmosphere, Cake, Rufus Wainwright, Elbow, Pixies, the Cure, Spoon, Bluegrass Student Union, Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, Louis Prima, Frank Sinatra, Nancy Sinatra, Goldfrapp, Beatles, Moldy Peaches, Badly Drawn Boy, Blind Melon, Kenna, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Beatles, Django Reinhardt, Devendra Banhart, Glad, Gorillaz, Joni Mitchell, Harry Nilson, The Doors, the STreets, Ill Mitch, Mohammed Rafi, Ruth Etting, Annette Hanshaw, Cab Calloway, Simon and Garfunkle, Sonic Youth, STeve Miller Band, The Sea and Cake, They might be Giants, Touch and Go, Frank Zappa......etc.

Movies:

Harold and Maude (

Television:

Mostly cartoons.

Books:

-Anything by Arnold Lobel (Mouse Soup, Mouse Tales, Owl and the Moon, etc) -Anything by Chuck Palahniuk (Survivor, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke, etc) -Anything by David Sedaris (Me talk pretty one day, Holidays on ice, etc.) b

Heroes:

Jesus, My parents

My Blog

wrote a little somethin’ somethin’ and it goes like this:

Removing the guts of tomato from my garments, I wonder, "Was my singing so bad?" Was my pitch so far tossed from the intended note? How I curse sharps and flats in my stomach and throat!   Watch ...
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:37:00 PST

( I just watched... ) Benny and Joon

Joon is constant, anxious, her eyes all ways searching for a safe landing plane.   Her nervousness is bouncing light, her twitches are colours stampeding my eyes   through space an...
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

THE CHAIR

So I check my myspace and email while I'm at work on Sundays and Wednesdays. I always sit in the same cubicle, in the same chair, and every time I swear it makes me pass gas like crazy. It's the best...
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST

morning words

Flashbacks like acidic back cracks plug another cord into my pores, I'm spongeboard - these thumbtacks Are wide, ringing me out, making me loose like some old friends I know, Plant a pin down in my sk...
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:38:00 PST

new slang, new words

unbrushed teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth, only I don' t know how they got out dear...Turn me back into the pet, I was before we met, I was happier then with no mindset...and if y...
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:14:00 PST

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

http://wskg.com/youthphoria.htm yay yay yay!!
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP Bryan

what crap . what utter crap. If people that I know that are my age are going to die, why couldn't it be people that I don't like as much? And why does such an intelligent kid get into Heroin? And wh...
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jeremy

Is so rad, that I totally want to pizza his cowabunga... and if you were able to make that into a perverted metaphor, then you should consult splinter to set your mind to clarity.... anyway w...
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

currently ...

singing a cranberries song... been thinking about what this is relevant to lately, but haven't been angry or hurt... "there's something to remember, there's something to forget, as long as we rem...
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh my! I ought to go to sleep!

work in five hours i have been naughty staying up 8O jeremy is nice i think.
Posted by Annointed Olive Gardener on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST