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Alli B and Kris K

You can never play me. Why's that? Cuz I'm such a f*cking lady

About Me

Sooo...if you can't tell we're sharing a page because myspace is a little too intense for the both of us. Its Allison and Kristina coming at ya from the NY. So here's the deal, my name is Kristina. I'm a little bit of a diva, a little bit of a ditz. I'm a girly girl but love chillin like one of the boys. I won't change myself to impress you so just be yourself to impress me. I swear i can play tackle football and will kick your ass. I have issues and I'm ok with that. :) I walk into walls and say stupid things, and thats why people love me :) Allison is the bestest friend a girl can ever ask for, and she will be my sister for life. Thats why we are making this huge committment to each other by sharing a myspace...and my boyfriend is the best boyfriend in the world and I love him.As for me Allison, what can I say I'm kind of a big deal....no not like that.....I'm a laid back chick, who loves to dance, be a cool dork, listen to music, say witty things at innappropriate times, be so real it makes you feel fake, and be there for ya whenever you may need me. Just don't sleep on me you will be very sorry if you do...i am no force to be reckoned with!!! Right now I'm at PSU gettin my edumacation. Once thats done I'll be coming home to my Hubby and continuing w school to be a doctor (yea who wouldve thunk that one). I LOVE YOU BABY!!! Besides being sisters with the best woman in the world aka Kristina, I am also apart of Corazones Unidos Siempre Chi Upsilon Sigma National Latin Sorority, Inc. The best sisterhood in eXistance.

My Interests

theatre, dancing, music, tennis, football, baseball, basketball, SHOPPING, CHANEL, MEN, drinking, beer pong, waking up with memory loss, arizona green tea, christmas, racial studies, spanish people, pretending to be Puerto Rican (Kristina), actually being Puerto Rican (Allison), pretending to be black (Allison), actually being black (Kristina), ugly people (cause they are fun to look at), HOTTT Bodies

I'd like to meet:

friends

Music:

Hip Hop, R&B, REGGAE, Reggaeton, Emo, Showtunes, Old MoTown, anything gangsta bitches, o yeah and the occasional pop song

Movies:

Goonies, Remember the Titans, Sixteen Candles, Rocky IV, Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, Lean On Me, anything with Morgan Freeman, Clueless, 40 Year Old Virgin (I need some POOOOOON), and Wedding Crashers. And any movie where the underdog wins.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Will and Grace, Friends, Real World/Road Rules...

Books:

Pretty people don't read, Silly.

Heroes:

Martin Luther King, Jr., our parents, Superwoman, Malcolm X, Britney Spears (whose bringin' white trash back), Maya Angelou, and any woman of color who has suceeded in the face of discrimination.