So I think people reposting stupid crap they get is just down right retarded. But then again, I get these "tell me about yourself surveys" every now and then that are ever so much delicous. Here's the latest one I got. If you got any of these, feel free to send em my way, as my life is an open book...except for the real personal crap. Enjoy:1) Are your parents married or divorced? Happliy married since 1975!!! Lucky bastards.2) Vegetarian? Can I get a Hell and a NO!!! BEEF BABY!!!3) want to go to Heaven? When the time is right4) Came close to dying? Only a few bazillion times.... esp when Walton threw that Damn Dud grenade and I had to go into the impact area to mark live ordnance in the middle of the freakin night...5) What jewelry do you wear? My new down right beautiful Omega Speedmaster Automatic Chronograph...if Omega was a woman, I would marry her...well if she was a woman and freakin gorgeous that is...6) Are you eating? Not right now, but I like to on a daily basis. What the hell kinda question is this? It makes food sound like it's crack cocaine? "are you using?" The hell!!!7) Do you eat the stems of broccolli? uh, sure?8) Makeup? with friends I fight with? yes. pasty crap on my face? no preference on girls? no if they are hot and yes if they are not9) Virgin? That's no question to be asking a nice church boy like me10) Would you ever have plastic surgery? I guess I could seriously use that penile REDUCTION surgery that every Asian guy I know's been raving about11) What do you wear to bed? Come over and find out...unless ofcourse you're a dude...or distractingly hideous...or a hot murderous psychotic bitch...well, ok, I can over look the murderous psychotic bitch part if you are really really hot... ah, who am I kidding? my pokemon pjs... Here's a thought: The evilest thing in the world hands down is "Korean Soap Opera," appropriately dubbed "drama" by the Korean folks. Watching this makes all viewing women evil and desiring for true drama in all of their relationships, where there need be none. I hear now that they are exporting this plague. Stop the madness folks, before women of all Asian countries subconciously wish that they were dying from leukemia while falling in love with their long lost biological brother...who used to be a woman. AIM = way2secc009 please don't im me if you have homosexual psychotic murderous tendencies..
You Are 81% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are Los Angeles
Young and fun, you always know where the best parties are.
And while you tend to keep things carefree and casual...
You certainly can glam it up when you need to.
Famous people from Los Angeles: Tyra Banks, Jake Gyllenhall, Freddie Prinze Jr. What American City Are You?OK, so I doctored one answer for this last city quiz so I would get the greatest city in the US, but I think that question was BS!! It asked me if I was hungry, what food would I be in the mood for...I initially chose Mexican/Latin (nothing beats a fat ass carne asada burrito doused in the liquid gold that is TAPATIO...Thank you Mexicans for creating this delight)...and the dam program gave me Miami...when I reverted to my second choice: Sushi, (since Korean food wasn't on the choice) it gave me LA...uhhhh excuse me? Sushi?!! Whoever made that quiz needs to find a nice rope and choke himself cause he's an idiot...Mexican food's in LA dude...along with 3/4 of the Mexican Population...The Mexicans in Miami are Cuban B!!!
