Top 16 rejected Motel 6 slogans |
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16. We're working on that smell thing, too.
15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
14. As seen on "COPS"
13. If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have C...
Posted by Triple D on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:40:00 PST |
Teach yourself Chinese in 10 mins... |
Author Unknown
English phrase
Chinese Interpretation
Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man
Dum Gai
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too hig...
Posted by Triple D on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST |
Dog breeds that didn't make it... |
Author Unknown
Deerhound + TerrierDerriere, a dog that's true to the end
Spitz + Chow ChowSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye TerrierBlue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great...
Posted by Triple D on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST |
Slogans that never caught on... |
Author Unknown
Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err."
Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"
Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum."
MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."
Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Her...
Posted by Triple D on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:12:00 PST |
Slogans that never caught on... |
Author Unknown
Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err."
Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"
Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum."
MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."
Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Her...
Posted by Triple D on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:12:00 PST |
You know you're a dispatcher if... |
I've prolly put these up before at one time or another but they are soooo true....
1] You've ever had the urge to answer the phone by saying "Your local 411"2] You applaud the dispatcher who was on th...
Posted by Triple D on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST |
Men are like... |
Note from Felicia: I originally reposted this in a bulletin, someone else had posted it, I saw it, thought it was cute, so I stoled it (no that's not a typo) and posted... shortly thereafter I g...
Posted by Triple D on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST |
63 ways to piss off a cop... |
63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks...
Posted by Triple D on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST |
Vaseline... |
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal ...
Posted by Triple D on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST |
It just doesn't make sense.... |
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" Why do we say som...
Posted by Triple D on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST |
