Earl Fenton Balmer - ProfilesArchive

About Me

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER*
My name is Earl Fenton Balmer. I am a convicted felon and killer on death row. I stand with 17 counts of murder and various other charges. We have the internet in the library, so I am writing my memoirs before being put to death.
Come read my writings!!!
This is my myspace page. Be my friend?
This blog has been rated NC-17
*I am a fictitious character from the imagination of another Myspace user. The above blog and this entire profile is completely fictitious and should not be taken as anything other than fiction. This blog is extremely graphic and detailed. Please be advised that it is not for the feint of heart or for minors. If you are NOT into graphic descriptions of what a serial killer might do, please, be advised and do NOT - I repeat - do NOT read this blog. This is made for artistic merit alone and is not intended to be repeated. All characters are fictitious. Any resemblance to people or deeds done by said people, is purely coincidental.
Learn to laugh a little at the atrocity of life. Ease up a little and loosen your ass.

My Interests

Acting, Drama, Glass shards, panties, A clean axe, Cocaine, LSD, Long Island Ice Teas, Box-CoÂ® brand box cutters, 80's dance music, Pee Wee Herman, MYSPACE!!!, myspace hotties

I'd like to meet:

A friendly P.O. and a gullible judge.

Music:

I'm really into a lot of techno bullshit lately. Sadly, we share a radio in the common room. I hear a lot of Tejano and "Gangsta" rap.

Movies:

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Television:

We share a television in the common room. It's usually on something that will "pacify" my fellow inmates. Occasionally we watch Jerry Springer. I wish they didn't blur out the tits.

My Blog

Shitty speakers (a non memoir)

The speakers on this prison library computer SUCK!!!! They do NO justice to the music I am finding on myspace. So, I have a favor to ask of you - please go listen to these bands and verify that they s...
Posted by Earl Fenton Balmer on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST

My first hooker

This blog has been rated NC-17 click to subscribe I was 21. I had only killed twice before. They were both homeless men. Those are 2 stories for later. Let me tell you about the hooker. Befor...
Posted by Earl Fenton Balmer on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:56:00 PST

Jan or Feb of '88 - PT. 2

This blog has been rated NC-17 click to subscribe please read part 1 It took me about 40 minutes to get to the ravine. I had to drive somewhat normal. The cops were out and about that night. ...
Posted by Earl Fenton Balmer on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST

Jan or Feb of '88 - PT. 1

This blog has been rated NC-17 Click to subscribe The 80's were a good time for me. Life was pretty easy after the ME generation. Not quite as good as the 70's, but still - people were easier ...
Posted by Earl Fenton Balmer on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:19:00 PST