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Jess

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About Me

I'm in a burlesque troupe called The Heavenly Spies.I do other stuff, too. Like, I have human pyramid experience. And I can read minds. Like, I'm probably reading your mind right now. I can also train puppies to do backflips. And I make a delicious pork chop sandwich. I can talk like a pirate, fake an english accent and do the running man. Oh, and I've milked a cow before. I like to write stuff. I can sing and dance. Sometimes at the same time. I do jazz hands all day. I also head bang. And wear really big earrings.

My Interests

Head banging, general awesomeness, math.

I'd like to meet:

Watch this:Then book The Heavenly Spies for your next event: [email protected]

Music:

10:30 EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT at CAN CAN in the Pike Place Market!!

Movies:

ROCK...

Television:

OMG: Sex and the City. And Wings.

Books:

"House of the Spirits"/"Stories of Eva Luna" (Allende), "100 Years of Solitude"/"Love in the Time of Cholera" (Marquez), "Living, Loving and Learning" (Buscaglia), Weetzie Bat books, "Geek Love" (Dunn), Captain Underpants series, "100 Strokes of the Brush" (Melissa P.), "Brave New World" (Huxley) I GO BANANAS OVER BOOKS.

Heroes:

My husband Cyrus and my dog Walter. My boys.

My Blog

:::::SUGAR + SPIES 10:30 Friday March 14th:::::

Spies who loved us,This Friday, we want you to come love us all over again. PEEP SHOW is joining foxy forces for one night only with our sister burlesque beauties from Portland: the oh-so-sexy girls o...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

The Heavenly Spies in...PEEP SHOW! Every Friday at The Can Can!

THE STATS:what: The Heavenly Spies present: PEEP SHOW!where: The Can Can in The Pike Place Marketwhen: This Friday Feb. 1st at 10:30pmhow: call to make a reservation: CAN CAN 206.652.0832YOUR MISSION:...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:36:00 PST

What happens in Oz, stays in Oz.

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Posted by Jess on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:43:00 PST

Video spy candy...

...from the desk of The Heavenly Spies. ...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST

Camp Heavenly Spies OPENS Fri. July 6th!

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Posted by Jess on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

FBC Spring Break '05 Tour in 1 week.

DEAR NEW YORK CITY,We're the sexy shit. We're so hot, hot, hot, you can't handle it. We got Mutha Superior rappin' on the mic. Bustin' mad jams is Sloppy B. on the right. We got fine asses and real ni...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

cabaret show EVERY wednesday.

A contemporary take on the classic vaudeville, cabaret and follies shows that have wowed audiences for decades. Follies di Notte is a sexy theatrical revue featuring song, dance and satire in a cozy ...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:15:00 PST

March 2nd. LAST CHANCE to see Bang Bang. For reals this time.

Remember when we said that last Friday was the last time to see our show Bang Bang? Well, you just can't trust a spy. Especially a spy in fishnets. So THIS FRIDAY March 2nd...The Heavenly Spies presen...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:15:00 PST

Tonight only. The Heavenly Spies + Ultra = Lurve.

A la Can Can. See you there, oui?Voila! Our guest, an original Heavenly Spy, ULTRA!: http://www.myspace.com/gorgeoustown...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

Bang Bang THIS Friday 1.12

From the desk of the Heavenly Spies:BANG BANG opens at the Can Can THIS Friday night (1/12). 10pm. $10. With special guest Ravenna Black. Call the Can Can for reservations: 206 652.0832!...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST