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~Midget V~

Um........boo

About Me

So, who am I? I'm a writer, a lyricist, a showerhead rockstar, and many other things which probably cannot be fully surmised on paper, however electronic. I'm short, sarcastic, and have a fabulous sense of humor, if I do say so myself! I thank my dad for it.Yes, I'm 4'11......and i love being short, I can seem rude at times due to how blunt I can be, but I'm not mean, just honest. I tell people what i think and i respect it when people do that with me. I love dancing, and all music, but I don't dance to polka or country. I CAN dance to them, I CHOOSE not to. Bigggggg difference, lol. I love to laugh, so if you think you got the yucks, good luck and try your hand at making me cheese.CHECK OUT MY BLOG!! I DIDN'T PUT IT UP TO HEAR MYSELF TYPE!! I thought it was funny as hell when Brad Pitt bounced off all those cars in Meet Joe Black, and if u didn't think that was funny then u won't like me!!

My Interests

A little about me. I am in college for a triple major, double doctorate. I'll be in college forever but it will be worth it. The fields are psychology, archaeology, and linguistics. The doctorates will be in psychology and archaeology

I'd like to meet:

Here's my Queenie girl, the prettiest german shepherd/lab retriever there is! I love diversity. I thrive on it. I like people who love to laugh, don't mind a dirty joke on occasion, and can say what they think, instead of what they assume I WANT them to think. As long as the people i meet are honest with me and don't mind some bluntness, we'll get along fine. Alright, here are some codes for the theme songs to old cartoons we all enjoyed as kids. You can copy and then paste this into your profile and it will play whenever anyone opens your page. The list is alphabetical, so if there's one you do not see that you WOULD like to see, let me know and I will get it for you. The things I do for you people, sheesh. CarebearsDucktalesFraggle RockGI JoeGummi BearsJemJetsonsMegamanMuppet BabiesPinky and the BrainSmurfsSpeedracerTalespinTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTiny Toon AdventuresTranzorUnderdogVoltronWhat else? Oh, I'm in the middle of writing my first book. It's a ghost story, and I'm almost finished. Wish me luck with the publishers, cuz being an unknown I will damn sure need it! They almost never publish first-time authors on their first time out, so I'll need the luck of everybody willing to let some rub off on me! Or I'll just have to beg a family member to pull some strings. I'm crossing everything, eyes, fingers, toes, well, you get the point

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Music:

It's NOT David Banner. Dude just looks like he has bad breath. Kinda diggin' J. Holiday's Bed, thanks 'Meeka. I hate you, btw. I'm pretty much into all genres of music except techno and polka. Heavy influence? Rock, Reggae, R&B, Reggaeton, Tejano, some Country, and some Euro. No Emo. Trust me, you'll hear everything playing on my profile at one time or another. From Louie Armstrong, Ella Fitsgerald, Mr. Bigg, Aerosmith, Tone Loc, Run DMC, Nappy Roots, Toby Keith, There's truly no way to describe my taste in music.
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Movies:

You just gotta ask me on this one, cuz i don't have time to list all the movies i like........BUT I'LL TRY!! lemme see, classics, porky's, porky's 2 Indiana Jones movies, Man on Fire (great movie! finally didn't have that feeling all Denzel movies had started to have) 50 First Dates (Great romantic comedy, perfect blending of the two!) 21 Grams, The Devil's Backbone (great scary movie, it's also a drama, so many aspects to this movie it's hard to describe!) Ong Bak (just watch it, you'll see why i posted it) Harry Potter Movies are great. Saw Jarhead, enjoyed it. Four Brothers (c'mon, it's like all musicians turned actors). Hustle and Flow, not a bad movie but they really screwed up when they made the previews for it

Television:

Let's see. I like watching a bunch of different things. I enjoy Scifi like Stargate and The 4400. Comedy, I like Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, Carlos Mencia (Yep, Ned), The Simpsons (ever the classic), and the Video Justice/Stupid Criminals shows. I also enjoy the Cold Case and American Justice series. Loved some of the old 90's comedy sitcoms. Full Blouse, Family Splatters, Fresh Prince in Belle's Pair, 'Friends' (wink wink), Spunky Brewster, MALF (Mom Aliens Like to...), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds, Catch me on a good day and I might not be a smart ass.

Books:

Love chillers. Stephen King, Micheal Crichton, John Grisham, John Saul, Anne Rice (she kinda freaks me out sometimes) and Thomas Harris. John Saul is a good writer, but after reading a couple of his books, you'll feel like you've read them all because they all have the same type of plot line. They always involve a young child who was innocent until some change occurred. Thomas Harris (if you don't remember) wrote the Hannibal collection. If you haven't read them and rely only on the movies, READ them! They bring Hannibal to life and also tell you his background. Crichton books are always GOOD. The man goes above and beyond on his research. Stephen King and Anne Rice need no introduction, however, I will say that the books are MUCH better and MUCH more intricate and detailed than the movies and are WELL worth the READ

My Blog

Screw you, Nancy Grace (Adult Language)

Is it their fault, or is it ours for expecting them to be their image, and not be human, like you and I, with actual, gut-wrenching problems?  Hulk Hogan's family has really been wrung through th...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:53:00 PST

Ahahaha, I love that woman.

My mother is not internet savvy.  She just got an email account last year, which I helped her and my father set up during a painful hour long phone call, where my Dad proceeded to use h...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:47:00 PST

The Revolution Will Be Done in Style

       For years, people have begged and bugged me to write love letters and 'that sappy shit I do' to entice this or that loved one back into their arms, yet again. ...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:00:00 PST

Silence

These are actually quotes that can stand on their own or in poem form.  Silence- The loudest silence is that of your own shame.   The quietest silence is that of your own blame. ...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

Here’s Your Sign

I dyed my hair this past weekend.  It is now Fuchsia.  You may call me Strawberry V.  I will not answer.  Anyways, so I walk into the little gas station/hot deli subs on the corne...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:13:00 PST

The Yearling

When I was about, oh, eight years old, my father brought me home my very own baby deer.  The yearling had tried jumping over a barbed wire fence, catching his leg on the sharp hooks.  M...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST

Nieces, Nephews, and In Other News

I talked to my sister the other night.  We don't have a lot to say to each other, but the fact that we're saying it counts for something, or so I tell myself.  I know I love her, but after s...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:19:00 PST

So, how was your day?

I get to work and there’s hardly any kids in the daycare.  Okay.  That’s cool.  Less rugrats for me to watch.  Then a little boy *Terry who’s really small for hi...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

Sister (the conclusion)

So, we finally got in contact with each other!  Not only do I have three nieces, I also have three nephews!  So, now it goes Raylene, Enzo, Ocean, Happy, Diamond, and Adam.  Fabulous, a...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:13:00 PST

Sister Pt 3

You'll be sorely disappoint before I finish this blog, as I have yet to speak with her.  However, I have once again harrassed citizens of the town she's reported to be in, and found p...
Posted by ~Midget V~ on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:55:00 PST